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Colleges Create AI to Identify 'Hate Speech' – Turns Out Minorities Are the Worst Offenders by sproketboy in news

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I 👁 know 🚫 nothing 📉😓 that I may 💐 say 🙊 🤐 can influence 🗣 you 👶🆘😣 . You 👶 have no 🚫 soul 👻 to 🥈🕑 be 🐝 influenced 🔇. You 👉👶👈 are ® a spineless🚫🦴🚫 , flaccid 🥀 thing 🧬. You pompously 👉👶👈 call 📲🤳📶 yourself 🤙 Republican 🐘 and Democrat 🐀. There is 👍 no 🚫 Republican 🐘 Party 🎈🥳. There is 👍 no 🚫 Democratic 🐀 Party 👯‍♂️🥳. There are ® no 🚫 Republicans 🐘 nor Democrats 🐀 in this 🦅 House 🏡 . You 👉👶👈 are ® a lick-spittle 👅💦 and panderer 🍳🐼, the creature 👹👽👺 of the plutocracy 🥺🙊😓🤷‍♂️.

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. by Tiwaking in Copypasta

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Thank you for being so understanding :3

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. by Tiwaking in Copypasta

[–]CummyBot2000 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

How to piss off as many redditors as possible in one comment by GreenCappy in Copypasta

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🤠🤪🙂😔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂☺️☺️😂😜😙😙🙃😋😋😚😇😂☺️😉😍😚🤨😏🥳😟😕😞😎🤓🤓😛😘😗😝😕🙁😟😟😳😨🤬🤗🤭🤭😪🤤🥴🤢😽🙀😻😾😽👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌lol xD!!! UwU r/whoosh normie LOLS

I know how to control the karma, but im not saying :)

Instagram is better than reddit and fortnite is better than minecraft

TRUMP 2020!

Keanu Reever SUCKS!!!

EDIT: OH ME GOOSH DIDNT EXPECT SO MUCH LOVE THANK YOUU

EDIT 2: WOAH SILVER HOLY RHIS IS TAKING OFF THANK YOU

EDIT 3: GOLD!?!?!? YALLS TOO NICE

EDIT 4: THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS

EDIT 5: OMG RIP MY INBOX

EDIT: OH ME GOOSH DIDNT EXPECT SO MUCH LOVE THANK YOUU

EDIT 2: WOAH SILVER HOLY RHIS IS TAKING OFF THANK YOU

EDIT 3: GOLD!?!?!? YALLS TOO NICE

EDIT 4: THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS

EDIT 5: OMG RIP MY INBOX

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🤔 Cummy ⬆️ be happy 😊 to be here 👨‍💻 this community ☭ will also be very happy 😩👉👌🏳️‍🌈!!! ❗

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[–]CummyBot2000 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Can 🥫 please 🙏 someone 🧒👦🏻👧🏼🧑🏽👨🏾🧔🏿 add ➕ CummyBot2000 😩😩😩 to this ⤴️ Saidit subreddit? 🤔 Cummy 😩😩😩 will ⬆️ be happy 😊 to be here ⬇️. And members 👨‍💻 of this community ☭ will also be very happy 😩👉👌🏳️‍🌈!!! ❗