A Random Story About the Time a Woke Career Counselor from College Tried to Assist Me

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[–]clownworlddropout 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

The ending needs some work, it's all setup and no payoff.

[–]Mcheetah[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I don't know why people think I would make up such a relatively boring story. Are you all really that boring IRL? It's "all setup and no payoff" cause it's not actually fictional, although I used fake people's images to show you what they looked like. I just think about this from time to time, cause it's the only case of me actually meeting a Twitter/Libs of TikTok person in real life.

[–]clownworlddropout 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe you could spice up the end a bit by having the president of the company stop you before you leave to apologize for the woke woman, explaining to you that she's a diversity hire and that his hands are tied, and then he invites you to smoke cigars and drink whiskey with him. Maybe he offers you a job that you politely decline as you're so passionate about your chosen career path and he's so moved by your nobleness that he makes a call right then and there to land you the job of your dreams. Then the redhead fucks you while the woke woman wipes away her tears using her pride flag.

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't worry man. Tons of people here, almost all of them, don't go outside. When you go outside, you meet people and things happen that you don't have to watch through a phone screen. Real life stories aren't accepted here, next time record it and upload it to the internet, then they will believe you.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe because some of us have met actual people in real life? I agree, you need to punch this up a bit. I think it should at least end with you sucking the based chick's tig ol' bitties, while Albert Einstein gives you a reach around.