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[–]Alienhunter 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry kid once you eat from the tree of knowledge and get your Jew powers of usury and sabbaticals then God marks you as his own and you can't go back to being a godless heathen and you'll be forever locked out of the pirate skill tree and you'll never be able to eat spaghetti or pork again. You'll just phase through both. You'll also lose all your power every Saturday and need to recharge. But hey at least you can fly 1st class and use mind control so it's not all bad.

[–]Rastafoo 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

sabbaticals

Damned paid vacations ruining our lives.