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[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

i just want to fuck the packaging it comes in. is that weird?

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

you are the lucky winner of one ANUS TUBE, with FREE SHIPPING.

{play applause track here}

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

ill post pics of me fucking the receipt and the styrofoam peanuts. ill donate the actual anus tube to someone who can use it. im just into packaging and paperwork.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ill donate the actual anus tube to someone who can use it.

oh, you are gonna use it.. we already ordered it.. the installation crew has been dispatched.

you really cant back out now.

you is getting an anus tube.

just roll with the flow.