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[–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Good idea. I'll make a carrot and stick salad.

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    [–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

    No Miracle Whip, real mayo, and a horse whip. The one you used in one fist while beating with a sledgehammer in the other. Double whammy tenderizer.

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      [–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

      Filthy jizzsteaks? Neigh!

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        [–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

        Yes, stay on course, of course of course. Close is for horseshoes and hand grenades. For the dead horse BBQ, let's say we mix up some horse paste with horseradish sauce for an Ivermectin condiment.

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          [–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

          Don't worry about spiking the punch. I already mixed up some good old Kool-Aid I got cheap from some "ex-J.Jones" in South America. The shitty translation said it had "mind control exterminating" properties, but I hope there's extreme mind expanding cocaine and/or DMT in the mix. We'll know soon enough since I just drank a few glasses of it. Saddle up. Didn't taste like any fun I know. I gotta lie down for this...