The NY Government is hiring students from my university for H.R. 6666 (the TRACE program)..

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

This may eventually become the new Stasi.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

Yeah, I contacted them for an application just to play it safe.

You know, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If I come to your home, it honestly is nothing personal. And it's for you and your family's own good!

was that a cough I heard ?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You know, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

You might be watching too many Simp videos. ;-)

https://saidit.net/s/memes/comments/4abr/the_lifecycle_of_the_simp/

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

That's it, I heard a sneeze, you're going on the list buddy.

[–]jamesK_3rd 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

All i can say is, execute order 66... I meant execute order 6666..

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

How much does it pay? I mean we have to infiltrate and destroy from within. These people are clearly deluded.

[–]jamesK_3rd 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Beyond pay, you might even get your own write up in a prestigious NY newspaper.

https://files.catbox.moe/zar84z.png

We look forward to you representing saidit there, do us proud!!!!

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I was being more than a little facetious there. I don't envy Sgt. Mitsotakis keeping people apart in Central Park, particularly after midnight. The whole contact tracing thing is useless in my opinion and a move to NY, even Buffalo would be a shock to my system. But thanks for the encouragement

[–]jamesK_3rd 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think we're all being a bit facetious. If you can't laugh or make jokes about this, it would be really depressing.

I mean think about it: - The new heroes are people employed to ensure folks are social distancing or ensuring govt compliance - we have a congressional resolution that is Eerily similar to an order from a terrible tragedy from a movie. - we have the govt passing trillion dollar resolutions that give money to all kings of special interest groups. It's crazy.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lmao!!!! d00d looks like God created him for this very job!!

And funnily enough, no pay is mentioned at all on the e-mail; you have to make contact for more information. I'm assuming it's not much since they seem to milking you throughout the e-mail, making it seem like you'll be a hero.

[–]jamesK_3rd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well the federal govt contact tracers will make between 22 and 25 USD per hour. I'd imagine my will start there at least.

I'd think of you're getting to execute order 6666, it isn't about the money, it's about the rewarding work and changing lives. Lulz

[–]RookOnzo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Take them down from the inside.

[–]whistlepig 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it already is..... ;[

[–]zyxzevn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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