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[–]jamesK_3rd 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Beyond pay, you might even get your own write up in a prestigious NY newspaper.

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We look forward to you representing saidit there, do us proud!!!!

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I was being more than a little facetious there. I don't envy Sgt. Mitsotakis keeping people apart in Central Park, particularly after midnight. The whole contact tracing thing is useless in my opinion and a move to NY, even Buffalo would be a shock to my system. But thanks for the encouragement

[–]jamesK_3rd 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think we're all being a bit facetious. If you can't laugh or make jokes about this, it would be really depressing.

I mean think about it: - The new heroes are people employed to ensure folks are social distancing or ensuring govt compliance - we have a congressional resolution that is Eerily similar to an order from a terrible tragedy from a movie. - we have the govt passing trillion dollar resolutions that give money to all kings of special interest groups. It's crazy.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lmao!!!! d00d looks like God created him for this very job!!

And funnily enough, no pay is mentioned at all on the e-mail; you have to make contact for more information. I'm assuming it's not much since they seem to milking you throughout the e-mail, making it seem like you'll be a hero.