The Goliath birdeater (Theraphosa blondi) is a spider belonging to the tarantula family Theraphosidae. It is the largest spider in the world. Like all tarantulas it has fangs large enough to break the skin of a human (1.9–3.8 cm)

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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Id fuck her

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Id fuck her

It's got fangs and hair, right?
Perfect conditions for the ol pud.

Your pud has over 9000 lives.

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Break the skin... Maybe break a bone...

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Tarantula.

Tarantula.

Tarantula is a weird word.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

2.54 cm = 1.0 inches.

Those fang range in size from 0.748" to 1.496".

Can they really be 1.5" long? That's crazy AF.