Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace

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[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

The woman, from Iowa, said she had previously made a necklace with moose faeces.

Needless to say, this lady has shitty taste in jewellery.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I just wonder how they discovered the box, but I suppose the border security could smell something was off.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

He might have noticed something strange about her behaviour, but she was probably just pooped from the flight.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

It isn't unusual for people to unload onto others after a long shift, perhaps he had a crap day.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I got nothin'. Well played.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Always a pleasure indulging in a good shit-post 🙏

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

taking this green shit a bit far - literally

amazing what they try to out doo-doo each other