Recommend a friend to sell or buy a property through this App and get $400 cash reward! by Makemoremoney in offbeat

[–]goldmininggold 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

great stuff

Clitoral Suction Device from Waddy Store: A Revolution in Sensual Satisfaction by tobylykins in offbeat

[–]Wasuitore09 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Despite the advancements in anti-snoring technology, finding the perfect mouthpiece remains a personal journey. What works for one individual may not work for another due to differences in anatomy, severity of anti snoring device https://snoringmouthguard.com/ and personal comfort preferences. It's essential to approach the search with patience and an open mind, willing to try different options until the ideal solution is found.

Is the moon hollow, artificial, or brought to Earth by gods? Does it "ring like a bell"? What about the strange Abaka alignment? There are many theories surrounding the moon, some are a bit out there but even theories surrounding its formation are strange. So are those fun theories so farfetched? by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You're not even a fifth degree mason are you? Here you are, talking all kinds of shit about sexuality and Satan, and your just like 'Whats even going on?.'

🤡🌎

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is considered rape in most states

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

mock the niggers of the world all you like, but good christian american white boys do this to each other too sometimes

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Same, at least. Maybe 4. This is unironically the reason USA OSHA says you can't have high-pressure air to blast dust off of stuff, you have to turn it down to like 35PSI which is useless.

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]ShoahKahn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Laugh it up... But, it's these 'people' who are flooding like effluent into the West, and will soon become the majority in every civilised city in the world.

https://goyimtv.com/v/1381934058/

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]CivilWarrior 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is like the 3rd person I have seen in my life to die this way.

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No Diddy

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]Karce33 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, but they're not gay cause they said "no homo" beforehand

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No such thing. They're street shitters.

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Let me guess, these guys were butt buddies?

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's legit - you can find other reports online. Just the usual hot air up the ass prank gone wrong. Happens to the best of us.

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]neolib[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like legit Indian media: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNN-News18

Bengaluru Man Dies After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Rectum For Fun by neolib in offbeat

[–]Titanic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Is this real OP, or are you blowing hot air up my ass?

America’s Last Morse-Code Station by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hope there are some who want continue working with Morse-code.

'I don't believe in space:' Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens makes bold statement at NFL combine - "But then I started seeing flat earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of interesting. They started bringing up valid points, so I mean I don't know, could be real, couldn't be." by neolib in offbeat

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

God made angels and a third of them rebelled against him. What do you think they would rather you call them? Aliens or the enemies of God?

'I don't believe in space:' Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens makes bold statement at NFL combine - "But then I started seeing flat earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of interesting. They started bringing up valid points, so I mean I don't know, could be real, couldn't be." by neolib in offbeat

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

he just watched a couple of videos on YouTube

Many people have spent far more time watching videos on YouTube than studying and listening to God's word. They will easily fall for the great deception because they are willingly ignorant of the truth. The world has been programmed to believe a lie since childhood.

the existence of aliens would create some problems for religions

There are beings living all over the universe. But they will never come from another star to ours to save the earth. God would have told us if they were a part of his plan of salvation, but they are not. What God did tell us is that there was war in heaven. A third of the angels fell with God's adversary and were cast down to the earth. The devil also was cast down. Jesus said he saw Satan fall from heaven.

The enemy of mankind does not want the world to know the truth and realize they belong to God's adversary. If people knew they could invoke the most powerful name (JESUS) and be saved, the "aliens" would tremble in fear. When enough people will forfeit their faith in the Lord God, then the "aliens" will have a safer time emerging from the shadows where they have been hiding. Notice how they come when faith is at an all-time low.

'I don't believe in space:' Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens makes bold statement at NFL combine - "But then I started seeing flat earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of interesting. They started bringing up valid points, so I mean I don't know, could be real, couldn't be." by neolib in offbeat

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If someone believes god created everything, and then aliens appear, wouldn't they also believe god created aliens?

'I don't believe in space:' Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens makes bold statement at NFL combine - "But then I started seeing flat earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of interesting. They started bringing up valid points, so I mean I don't know, could be real, couldn't be." by neolib in offbeat

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He either believes the flat earth shills on YouTube or he's in on it himself. The elites have some people say stupid shit on purpose, so that regular people think conspiracy theories are stupid and they won't want to be like them. You don't want to be like this low iq black football player do you? Or you don't want to be like kyrie Irving or Kanye west do you? They're woke.

Flat earth stuff is a trap, really they don't want you questioning the moon landing, or whatever tech the military has out in space. You're crazy if you suggest satellites can shoot lasers! That's flat earth talk! You probably don't trust covid vaccines too! Also crazy! There are a lot of YouTubers talking flat earth. But ones talking about legit theories get banned.

This one might also be trying to make religion look bad. Even though there's nothing about Christianity that denies space exists.

'I don't believe in space:' Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens makes bold statement at NFL combine - "But then I started seeing flat earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of interesting. They started bringing up valid points, so I mean I don't know, could be real, couldn't be." by neolib in offbeat

[–]neolib[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I guess he just watched a couple of videos on YouTube and didn't think about all this deeply. But to be serious for a moment I do think the existence of aliens would create some problems for religions, I mean, how would they know about Jesus in some other star system?

I googled for this once and found a Wikipedia article with some links, if you are interested:

The term "exotheology" was coined in the 1960s or early 1970s for the examination of theological issues as they pertain to extraterrestrial intelligence. It is primarily concerned with either conjecture about possible theological beliefs that extraterrestrials might have, or how our own theologies would be influenced by evidence of and/or interaction with extraterrestrials.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exotheology

UPD Also good link from "see also" section:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_cultural_impact_of_extraterrestrial_contact#Theological

'I don't believe in space:' Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens makes bold statement at NFL combine - "But then I started seeing flat earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of interesting. They started bringing up valid points, so I mean I don't know, could be real, couldn't be." by neolib in offbeat

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I'm real religious, so I think we're alone right now. I don't think there's other planets and other stuff like that."

What does he mean he's "real religious"? I didn't see any mention of the Lord in the article.

Jesus - his birth on earth was preceded by a star that came and stood over the location where he was born. If someone is religious in the context of believing that Jesus is the Lord who died for all mankind, then that same person should believe in stars.

Garry Tan, the CEO of startup accelerator Y Combinator and a deep-pocketed donor to moderate political causes and candidates in San Francisco, seemingly wished a slow death for seven supervisors last night in an apparent drunken online tirade. by neolib in offbeat

[–]HomoTomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Harsh punishments perpetuate violence and hatred, creating societal divisions and negating any potential benefits.

Why The Magic? (magic mushrooms) by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was an awful lot of words for just a couple interesting ideas.

  1. Fungi in the Psilocybe genus evolved the ability to make psilocybin more than once. Some fungi outside this genus gained the ability too, but they probably got it via horizontal gene transfer, i.e. absorbing DNA from Psilocybe fungi, which is something fungi do apparently.
  2. Aside from the obvious use of making them less tempting snacks, maybe when animals (in particular they suggest snails, for some reason) got high and wandered off it helped spread the spores.

That's it.

Just Two Lesbians Trying to Charge a Car Battery by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I guess we just buy a new car?

Just Two Lesbians Trying to Charge a Car Battery by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]wlh0242 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't need no ma'aaan! Comedy gold lol.

Rumors of 'shadow aliens' ... go viral after large fight among teens creates chaos - As the fight drew a heavy police presence to the area that evening, rumors quickly spread ... suggesting that police weren't there to handle a group of rowdy teens, but rather "8-10ft tall shadow aliens." by neolib in offbeat

[–]neolib[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Miami police said juveniles armed with sticks were in some kind of fight and officers had to move in for crowd control. When they did, the teens scattered in different directions, according to witnesses.

Authorities had closed some lanes on Biscayne Boulevard, between 2nd and 4th Streets due to the "large crowd of unruly juveniles."

Police noted that a group of people went inside the stores and caused damage. Several businesses closed down for the night.

Police reported a driver had been beaten by a group of about 15 of the teens. The man said he went out to see who threw a bottle at his car and that's when he was jumped. He said they stole his phone from inside the car.

Police say four teens, who were part of the larger group at Bayside, have been arrested. Two have been charged with burglary, grand theft, battery, and resisting arrest without violence. The other two were charged with resisting an officer without violence.

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/fight-between-teen-groups-prompts-police-response-at-bayside/

LUNATICS On Hardcore Pawn - (Race is just a construct) by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]binaryblob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

From my understanding, it's like Jerry Springer where there is an incentive to act as crazy as possible. That is, it's fake (for those that didn't know yet).

'Interior Race Theory': Your Home Is Likely 'Racist,' White People - Evil Whites! Paint Yo House Brown by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also limewash kills bugs.

'Interior Race Theory': Your Home Is Likely 'Racist,' White People - Evil Whites! Paint Yo House Brown by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]GuyWhite 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No kidding. Someone had to jump through their ass to come up with that crap.

'Interior Race Theory': Your Home Is Likely 'Racist,' White People - Evil Whites! Paint Yo House Brown by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I tend to believe the reason we paint our walls white is not that "it symbolizes purity," but rather that it reflects more light and therefore makes it easier to see.

'Interior Race Theory': Your Home Is Likely 'Racist,' White People - Evil Whites! Paint Yo House Brown by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]GuyWhite 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just invite some niggers over. They’ll grease and shit up that nice white upholstery in no time. And there will be nothing you can do to get rid of the nigger smell.

A Tax Break For Rabbis Might Be Unconstitutional. Can They Make Ends Meet Without It? by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you can't afford to live off of religious donations alone, I have a solution for you. Get a job you lazy piece of shit.

A Tax Break For Rabbis Might Be Unconstitutional. Can They Make Ends Meet Without It? by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A housing-cost tax break for everyone doesn't sound like too bad an idea, but there's no legitimate reason why religious leaders should get special treatment.

A Tax Break For Rabbis Might Be Unconstitutional. Can They Make Ends Meet Without It? by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

inb4 courts rule it's constitutional and god-haters cry

'The Poop Hallway’: Disney’s Absurd New Trend Of Defecating In Ride Lines by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Karce33 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I opened the link, and a photo of Zendaya appeared. Yep, totally a poop hallway

'The Poop Hallway’: Disney’s Absurd New Trend Of Defecating In Ride Lines by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

havent all their movies been crap lately too ?

'The Poop Hallway’: Disney’s Absurd New Trend Of Defecating In Ride Lines by [deleted] in offbeat

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😮

Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’ by [deleted] in offbeat

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You only ever see stories like this in the paper about low grade porn stars, the top totty doesn't need more advertising.

Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’ by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That ugly ass girl is a porn star?

'The Poop Hallway’: Disney’s Absurd New Trend Of Defecating In Ride Lines by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is what happens when you deliberately dilute the white population with untermenschen.

Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’ by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The snake probably thought they'd bought it a bald rat for lunch.

Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’ by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Python vs python.

Porn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’ by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So when does the movie come out?

A man has been crushed to death by a robot in South Korea after it failed to differentiate him from the boxes of food it was handling, reports say: "The robotic arm, confusing the man for a box of vegetables, grabbed him and pushed his body against the conveyer belt, crushing his face and chest" by neolib in offbeat

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://archive.ph/Kvw9a

~

Why would the man's identity be secret? The name of the man who was crushed to death by a robot in South Korea is not revealed. The article only identifies him as a robotics company employee in his 40s who was inspecting the robot.

Unprecedented diarrheal outbreak erupts in UK as cases spike 3x above usual: "The microscopic parasites infect the human intestines, causing watery diarrhea. After infection, hardy, thick-walled forms of the parasites (oocysts) are shed in feces." by neolib in offbeat

[–]HonkyTonky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In many cases large amounts of garlic perhaps 20 to 40 pieces of garlic diced up and consumed with water will kill every parasitic anything in your intestinal tract

It is the equivalent of swallowing a grenade

Hen do woman gives man oral sex through glory hole but is sickened to learn his identity by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

At least she wasn't a stripper who gave her dad a lap dance. /s

Hen do woman gives man oral sex through glory hole but is sickened to learn his identity by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]IMissPorn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Guess you better avoid blowing random guys through a hole then. ;)

Hen do woman gives man oral sex through glory hole but is sickened to learn his identity by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

My favorite part of the article:

the mum’s obviously found out and is not speaking to the dad.

Hen do woman gives man oral sex through glory hole but is sickened to learn his identity by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Clown_Chan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Holy shit, lol

I would kill myself if this happened to me.🤢🤮

Hen do woman gives man oral sex through glory hole but is sickened to learn his identity by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]gosso920 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Cool urban legend, bro.

Hen do woman gives man oral sex through glory hole but is sickened to learn his identity by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]fdisp 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

the biggest mistake was not being silent

Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

taking this green shit a bit far - literally

amazing what they try to out doo-doo each other

The War On Men Is A War On Civilization by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]Bigs 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm talking longer term than 5 years ol' son...

Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace by [deleted] in offbeat

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Always a pleasure indulging in a good shit-post 🙏

Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I got nothin'. Well played.

Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace by [deleted] in offbeat

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It isn't unusual for people to unload onto others after a long shift, perhaps he had a crap day.

Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He might have noticed something strange about her behaviour, but she was probably just pooped from the flight.

Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace by [deleted] in offbeat

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I just wonder how they discovered the box, but I suppose the border security could smell something was off.

Box of giraffe poo seized at airport after woman wanted to use it to make a necklace by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The woman, from Iowa, said she had previously made a necklace with moose faeces.

Needless to say, this lady has shitty taste in jewellery.

The War On Men Is A War On Civilization by boston_blackie in offbeat

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In the real world, she'll divorce you, the courts will butt-rape you to make you pay her alimony and "child" support if she succeeded at that, and if you kill yourself in poverty and despair, articles like this will complain about how it affects women.

In the real world the divorce rate for college educated white women is 20%.

If you keep going out with psychos that's a you problem.