The "God Helmet" is a device developed by Dr. Michael Persinger that causes strange sensations in up to 80% of individuals using magnetic fields 🧠🧲 Some report communication with God or dead relatives. Others, the sensing of demons👹, extraterrestrials👽, visions, or out-of-body-experiences☄️✨ by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

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The articles online on this technology talked about it being used to decrease religious belief and make people like minorities more. Fuck all that! How about something more useful like spontaneous orgasm! 🍌💦💦

The "God Helmet" is a device developed by Dr. Michael Persinger that causes strange sensations in up to 80% of individuals using magnetic fields 🧠🧲 Some report communication with God or dead relatives. Others, the sensing of demons👹, extraterrestrials👽, visions, or out-of-body-experiences☄️✨ by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The 53 seconds of random sounds at the beginning seemed excessive. Then, right into more than two minutes of a sales pitch.

Good example of designing a format to filter out unwanted demographics.

The Fermi Paradox questions why we have not observed extraterrestrial life given the scale of the universe. Life emerged in our galaxy and there are ~TWO TRILLION galaxies in the observable universe. Adhering to the mediocrity principle, the probability of other intelligent life is therefore high. by the-swerve-podcast in offbeat

[–]Retardation_station 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I sincerely doubt any intelligent alien life capable of interstellar travel is interested in this watering hole. And I don't fucking blame them.

HI MAGNORA7 ;) by diogenesjunior3 in offbeat

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

magnora7...? by diogenesjunior3 in offbeat

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

FUCK MAGNORA7 by diogenesjunior3 in offbeat

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD: by diogenesjunior3 in offbeat

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

This makes me want to be a mortician, now! by Pononimus in offbeat

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Gore galore that the Reddit pussies can't do squat about. Think I missed my calling. Maybe the next life!

This makes me want to be a mortician, now! by Pononimus in offbeat

[–]soyboy77 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's mostly an ironic handle but I definitely feel like a (reformed) soyboy sometimes... :)

This makes me want to be a mortician, now! by Pononimus in offbeat

[–]Basghetti 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hah, this came up on my feed over the last couple of weeks too. If the smell of formaldehyde didn't wreck me, maybe. You've gotta do a lot of repairs to some of these bodies though. My dad had a massive shotgun hole in the back of his head, and I'm pretty sure repairing that was a pain, plus they just cremated him anyway. I guess you can hide those better, or just put some kind of saran wrap behind a towel in there to keep everything from leaking, doesn't seem worth it though.

This makes me want to be a mortician, now! by Pononimus in offbeat

[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i'm shocked soyboy is a badge of honor for you

like your comment tho, agreed

This makes me want to be a mortician, now! by Pononimus in offbeat

[–]iDontShift 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

great video, but reminds me that we should not be doing this

this is gross, just burn the bodies like india

filling dead with fluid, closing eyes, prepping features...

so fucking gross

all to hide 'death' from us

i see this delusion as unhealthy

This makes me want to be a mortician, now! by Pononimus in offbeat

[–]soyboy77 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This guy looks surprisingly wholesome (no necro vibes)

"Make America Great Again has only Just Begun" Trump agrees. Permaculture is the Answer! Woooooooo! Are you Prepped to Garden? by RelianceTrust in offbeat

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As someone who isn't really good at mechanical things, this never really occurred to me but damn if that doesn't really fit the "insightful" upvote. Although I gotta say, I replaced my starter and while it took way longer than it would a mechanic, it also saved me $300 and that's still a wise use of my time. The time involved in earning that $300 would have been more considerable.

We had a Nissan Sentra I couldn't get at the starter. Even with every extension I had I just couldn't reach a bolt. Besides that one damn bolt. If I knew how often that starter was going to go I would have bought the damn tool. That car is the reason we will never buy a Nissan again. Not just the starter, but a whole host of problems. Real POS car. One day it got towed and we didn't care to go get it.

If you spent the time that it takes you to learn those hundreds of skills, used the money that it cost you to get all those tools, and used them to become a professional at something you end up being far more productive, and far more wealthy.

Time is money. Except people usually misapply the concept. That time spent learning and doing things isn't cutting into your money making potential for most people. It's free time I'd otherwise be drinking a beer and shit posting on forums. Where I'd lose time overall in my above example is bc that $300 might take days to earn to pay a mechanic but just part of a day to actually do it.

I do agree the tool costs are not always worth it, and as per my story again, you don't know whether you'll need that tool just once or a dozen times. So you can't always know if it'll work out. My bud used to rent tools a lot, or make liberal use of return policies. Or there's always the Chinesium at Harbor Freight.

a lot of things I have that they just can't afford to pay for.

I think that often when I see full bar parking lots. That's a lot of fucking overhead on my drinking.

Unusual Cloud Formation Over Mt. Fuji — a few days ago by hennaojichan in offbeat

[–]hennaojichan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks Madcow-5. We did have an earthquake about a week after the Lenticular clouds: centered in Fukushima and shaking the entire Kanto area. Almost exactly ten years after the big Fukushima quake. Or was it eleven? Who's counting?

"Make America Great Again has only Just Begun" Trump agrees. Permaculture is the Answer! Woooooooo! Are you Prepped to Garden? by RelianceTrust in offbeat

[–]RelianceTrust[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Idk, I never said any of that. You are just arguing with yourself about something no one else ever mentioned lol.

However, it does appear like you are confusing the term "self-sufficiency" with "self-reliance".

Good luck! I think someday you may find the answers you seek, probably from someone who was actually even discussing such a topic in the first place lol

"Make America Great Again has only Just Begun" Trump agrees. Permaculture is the Answer! Woooooooo! Are you Prepped to Garden? by RelianceTrust in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There is nothing moral about contributing to a community that does not contribute to you. That is the logic of a leach who wants to paint those who do not submit to being their victim as the bad guy. Taking more than you give is immoral.

At any rate, how exactly is a community better off with everyone spending 10 times more time on fixing their own car rather than having a mechanic fix everyone's car while everyone else does a job they are 10x better at?

"Make America Great Again has only Just Begun" Trump agrees. Permaculture is the Answer! Woooooooo! Are you Prepped to Garden? by RelianceTrust in offbeat

[–]RelianceTrust[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Self-sufficiency is a great improvement to society if those self-sufficient intentioned people also have morals and want to contribute to their immediate communities.

At any rate, that was never the point of this post anyway! Cheers!

"Make America Great Again has only Just Begun" Trump agrees. Permaculture is the Answer! Woooooooo! Are you Prepped to Garden? by RelianceTrust in offbeat

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is a great write-up. It's exactly what I learned later in life than I could have. A specialist is far more valuable than a jack-of-all-trades. There is nothing wrong with hobbies, but time is, arguably, the most valuable of our tools. A person highly skilled at their trade will do a better job in less time that someone who is not in the top half of their trade. I can add that there is something that life experience instills in a person that can be gained by no other means. This can positively affect any and every part of your life between the professional and personal.

"Make America Great Again has only Just Begun" Trump agrees. Permaculture is the Answer! Woooooooo! Are you Prepped to Garden? by RelianceTrust in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm really into self sufficiency, but I realize now that it's not an improvement on society. I grew up poor and had to figure out how to do everything or it just wouldn't get done. I always had a hard time understanding how people can get by without tools. How can you afford to have a plumber fix a leaky faucet? A mechanic fix every flat tire? An electrician install a ceiling fan? I reasoned that they must go without doing and having a lot of things I have that they just can't afford to pay for.

I extrapolated from that paradigm the idea that if I am so much better off with basic handyman skills that every little thing I can learn to do will have massive compounding benefit. That the best way to live is to do everything myself.

As I got older I learned that there is a reason rich people dont live like that, and it's not because all the poor people are so much smarter. And it's not simply because they are so rich that they would rather pay to have someone else do it. The reality is that specialization is extremely powerful. If you change your own brakes it will take you several hours once you factor in all the time it takes to look up part numbers, order brakes, find all the tools, and do the dozens of little things that add up. As a mechanic you can do that in 15 min.

If you spent the time that it takes you to learn those hundreds of skills, used the money that it cost you to get all those tools, and used them to become a professional at something you end up being far more productive, and far more wealthy.

A society that has 100 specialists vs a society with 100 mavrics with 100 skillsets will be far far more productive and wealthy.

And a person who is a master of one craft will be far more wealthy than a craftsman at 100 skills.

Unusual Cloud Formation Over Mt. Fuji — a few days ago by hennaojichan in offbeat

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The old folks say this is a once-in-a-lifetime event and that such formations precede an earthquake. I hope they are wrong. Story at: https://soranews24.com/2021/02/09/miraculous-cloud-over-mt-fuji-stuns-the-internet-

Dennis The Cat died in a prison and is buried there. He was framed!!! by Obbop in offbeat

[–]Obbop[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"An inmate found Dennis in #2 Yard as a kitten and smuggled him into the main yard. By all reports, everybody (inmates and guards) loved Dennis. He was well cared for. When Dennis died in 1968, the inmates requested that they be allowed to hold a service for Dennis and make a tombstone. The warden granted their request."

In Mexico, China or many other countries Dennis would have been eaten.

Hackers Hold Man's Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These are the kinds of people pushing for "democratic socialism" or whatever the newest term for communism is. Literally wasting time and money to get off by being humiliated, degraded, and subjugated. This is where the divide between left and right really shows, these people like being submissive and abused. That's not a fault with communism, it's a feature. Freedom is just the thing that leaves them at the bottom of society while everyone else climbs away.

Hackers Hold Man's Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]SilenceThem_Consume 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe that was his fetish, lol.

I thought it was my partner doing that," Summers told Motherboard. "It sounds silly, but I got a bit excited by it."

Ahah.

Summers gave the hackers what they wanted, but soon they asked for more.

"That's when I felt fucking stupid and angry," Summers said.

Ouch, they certainly cold cocked this bloke's digital penis belt.

Hackers Hold Man's Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He should have just gone to emergency and told the nurses he fell into to like every other perv.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]akkordeonplayer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That looks like a joke

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]binrobinro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

warned against what?

Warned about their decreasing value.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]binrobinro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Right. Or work hard at bettering herself - and have a career.

Women on Bumble are using the dating app to find Capitol rioters and tip the FBI by fanterbanter in offbeat

[–]binrobinro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

While the FBI, following orders, sits on it collective ass doing nothing.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are readily and greedily eating it up as they alway have

Fair enough, but girls are also flocking to watch shirtless boys do shitty 6 second dances on tik tok. Sexuality is part of the human condition. The solution is modesty, which is a right wing ideal. It is based in personal responsibility, from which gender roles arise. So when feminism attacks personal responsibility and expectations the natural result is degeneracy.

What?

It's an abstraction of how social justice arguments work. You start off with an equal system that has complexity such that instead of everyone having exactly the same things they instead have the same number or value of different things.

For example a farmer and his wife have a corn field and an apple orchard which both produce the same income. They divorce and split the farm, but it doesn't make sense for each to take half of each field so the husband gets the corn field and the wife gets the orchard.

To a rational person this is fair and even. But a social justice warrior would tell the wife that it is not fair that the husband got the corn field. He has white privilege and that is why he got the whole corn field and she has to fight him for it.

That is the essence of all "priviledge" arguments. You laser in on something minute, specifically excluding relevant facts in order to fabricate an inequality argument.

caregiver obligation

Fuck off, men are begging to have equal custody and the courts routinely screw them over. Women TAKE the kids often just as leverage to demand more money. Family court is horrifically corrupt and biased towards women.

I mean, you can't be in control of damn near everything for millennia and not expect some of it to bite you in the ass.

This mentality is retarded as fuck. No one has ever had the kind of control that you are alleging. Until extremely recently people were barely staying fed, let alone orchestrating God like control over humanity. The absurdity!

You have this huge list of female privileges that you scoff at and try to had wave away as if that constitutes an argument. It doesn't. One could do the same childish dance with every claim of male privilege.

Women don't get paid less, they do jobs that pay less and they work less. And it has nothing to do with obligations, they are simply less qualified on average. They grow up with the expectation that they will find a provider and so they don't put as much work into education and careers as men. Which is proven by the fact that even women who never find that provider or have kids still work lower paid jobs and work shorter hours.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As far as the degenerate acceptance stuff, that is messed up too but you are wrong to blame men for it. It is not in men's interest for women to be sluts. The point of the degeneracy is to degrade our society, destroy the nuclear family and make people more controllable and having fewer well adjusted kids.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Second wave feminism, on the other hand, just teaches women how to ask "why?"

No, it also provides the answers which are always anti Male psuedo intellectual garbage. It tells women to ask why men have numbers 6-10, gives them a bullshit answer that claims oppression and tells them to take half. It then tells them to attack anyone who questions why women have numbers 1-5 and misogynistic.

Female privileges dwarf Male privileges, yet feminism claims the opposite. It exists solely to sow division between men and women.

Women on Bumble are using the dating app to find Capitol rioters and tip the FBI by fanterbanter in offbeat

[–]Doom 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

cunts

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There are definitely low quality men out there, but they aren't being taught to be low quality men by a social movement. Although the left does attack those institutions that seek to teach men to be high quality, like the boy scouts, and the church.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't think women who are chasing millionaires are relevant to society as a whole because they are rare. Not all "gold diggers" expect that much. The same way guys who are ruthless in their pursuit of becoming millionaires are representatives of all men, even though almost all men want to earn as much as possible.

The real problem is that most average women have been brainwashed by feminism to think that all the things women traditionally brought to the table: child care, taking care of the house, not fighting for dominance with their husband; are all unreasonable. So women have rejected having anything besides looks to bring to the table but still expect just their looks to fetch the same man as the whole package.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]madcow-5 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed that it looks fake.

Strongly disagree that the likely fake questioner isn't out of her mind. Just because she "wants to settle in NYC" doesn't change the fact that she's expecting to marry a very rich person. Like, you can't just say "well I plan to live in Beverly Hills" therefore my expectation to marry a rich person doesn't sound ridiculous. She's also not saying "live in NYC" she's explicitly going for central park west. So basically a neighborhood reserved for the richest of the richest elites in the world. Like Hillary Clinton and John Lennon. (which frankly, makes the thing seem more fake)

And if she's going to have to take on the majority of the housework and childcare anyway, she might as well marry someone who can afford to hire cleaning staff and let her drop out of the workforce for a few years.

Not seeing how this doesn't still make her sound ridiculous.

Whatever the case, guys making $500k+ a year probably aren't scrambling to marry a 25 year old. They're going to be drowning in pussy, until they're old enough they want to get serious about having kids (probably around 40), and at that point they're not going for young pretty and dumb, they're probably going for just young enough they can still have kids, but otherwise is mature, has some minimal accomplishments of her own, and isn't explicitly looking for rich men.

First of all, anyone explicitly looking to marry rich is NOT going to stick around as soon as they have the option of leaving while taking some of that money with them. That's probably the ultimate red flag in dating for a guy, even poor guys, is how much the woman is concerned about your wallet.

To all the single, lonely 30-something women with ridiculously high standards: you were warned. by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]HiddenFox 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The response is perfect! Someone call 911 for that burn!

Women on Bumble are using the dating app to find Capitol rioters and tip the FBI by fanterbanter in offbeat

[–]bjam27 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Idiotic Lie

Hospital patient terrified after 'eerie figure stares at her' from air vent in ceiling - Daily Star by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]magnora7 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're posting an awful lot. Can you maybe tone it down a bit? 15 a day is more than enough. 15 an hour is just spam. Especially low-quality stuff like this.

Please respond so I can verify you're not a bot.

Top 15 of the best dirty pick up lines by treachorysafoot in offbeat

[–]madcow-5 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“Your pics got me hard but your bio made me cum.”

Love this, but I don't think I would ever use it. Seems like the sort of shit that will get screenshotted and spread around as "sexual harassment / creepy dm".

edit: TBH, all the dirty ones seem like they'd get used as examples of creep/sexual harassment.

The consistent saddle shape of Pringles by pissupoosa in offbeat

[–]blah-blah-blah-blah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me that Gene Wolfe is dead, dammit.

The consistent saddle shape of Pringles by pissupoosa in offbeat

[–]ReeferMadness 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The quality of pringles has significantly deteriorated. I used to absolutley love them. I haven't bought them in years now. They changed the formula, it is now mostly filler material and not even legally allowed to be called a potato chip.

The consistent saddle shape of Pringles by pissupoosa in offbeat

[–]pissupoosa[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Least i expected for a crisp to undergo such a design process

The consistent saddle shape of Pringles by pissupoosa in offbeat

[–]AmericanMuskrat 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Designed by a supercomputer in 1954. Somehow I suspect my phone is more powerful.

The consistent saddle shape of Pringles by pissupoosa in offbeat

[–]Godzillace 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Interesting to find out that there is some deep science behind a rather mundane object

Colombian Drug Cartel Accused of Giving Women Breast Implants Made of Liquid Cocaine by Stankmango in offbeat

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Breast feeding isn't just for babies anymore.

Who knew the People's Liberation Army still operated cavalry units in this day and age? by Chipit in offbeat

[–]tomatosplat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Horses hold several advantages over mechanized cavalry.

Power line laid right through the skull in a pre-medieval undiscovered grave by Saturday in offbeat

[–]tomatosplat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He just wanted to be a headline

Soldiers in high heels draw online outburst by ANIKAHirsch in offbeat

[–]ANIKAHirsch[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good point. They don't..

They just emasculate our military.

Soldiers in high heels draw online outburst by ANIKAHirsch in offbeat

[–]spaghetti_cthulhu 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

How do high heels raise awareness about violence against women? 😂

This Home Is A Beer Commercial Come To Life by NewsJunkie in offbeat

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its actually a nice looking house.

Police: She thought the security guard was a cop, so she chased him down with a machete. | The Daily Reformer by Daily_Reformer_US in offbeat

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“If something does happen, you may not get a response from 911 still

Oh no... when you call 911 they're going to take even longer after everything already happened to show up!?

They do that on purpose, they don't wanna be in danger. It's already fucked.

There's something that happened here on the outskirts of Houston you will not find in any news article. We had an active shooter and civilians traded fire with this asshole and thankfully nobody hit anyone for 2 hours before the pigs showed up. But why did it take so long? The cops don't want to get hurt.

You really shouldn't be defending these assholes.

Police: She thought the security guard was a cop, so she chased him down with a machete. | The Daily Reformer by Daily_Reformer_US in offbeat

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can relate. I get the same way about the buss boys at Denney's. Something about their Grand Slam Breakfast™ just makes me go cra̯̪̱̝̙̭̰ͬͪ̇͑̋ͪ̑zy!!

School In The 'New COVID Normal': Plastic Bubbles, 8-Year-Old Arrests, & Woke Math | Zero Hedge by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

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Christian education and home schooling is where it's at. Also, there are some good private and catholic schools that don't suffer from this problem.

School In The 'New COVID Normal': Plastic Bubbles, 8-Year-Old Arrests, & Woke Math | Zero Hedge by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What is the solution to the problem of habitually violent and disruptive students attacking other children and destroying the classroom environment? We can all agree that "arresting" them is stupid. But what is the actual solution?

It seems to me that the only rational thing to do is to remove those kids from the classroom and separate them into either their own schools that are structured differently to deal with them, or into some kind of new reform program.

It has become clear that the experiment of mixing these kids into the general population in hopes that they would conform to the social norms of that environment has failed. Not only that, but it causes great harm to all the other kids in that classroom. It is literally like taking a barrel of rotten apples and spreading out the apples to all the other barrels in hopes that the rot will go away.

School In The 'New COVID Normal': Plastic Bubbles, 8-Year-Old Arrests, & Woke Math | Zero Hedge by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

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Are you ready for this week’s absurdity?

Learn various techniques for building positive attitude. by morchelos in offbeat

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Change the font it is really hard to read the article.

‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself by christnmusicreleases in offbeat

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FTA: Man tried to make victim suck ‘worm’ out of his blood

Pearly Kings and Queens of London—A Cockney Tradition—An Alternative Monarchy by hennaojichan in offbeat

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You can read more about this unusual tradition here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_Kings_and_Queens

How Do I Stop myself from being so Emotional? by morchelos in offbeat

[–]morchelos[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Very True, surrender and acceptance is really important. As fighting and retaliating will only aggravate the issue.

How Do I Stop myself from being so Emotional? by morchelos in offbeat

[–]Maly_Querent 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, as someone who also has fluctuation emotional moods due primarily to a bipolar disorder, i find i have to be more intentional and aware of what places me in emotional distress. You just have to pay attention to yourself and what causes your emotions to shift. Try to accept your menatal state, so you are working with yourself and your emotions and not against them.

Two men's adventures in flooding mobile app stores with the crappiest slot machine clones they could make. "Sacrifices to quality weren't just made, they were sought after." by Chipit in offbeat

[–]PuzzlesIRL 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is so true; I find that successful people ask stupid questions just because they want to know what will happen. I've also found that my stupidest sounding idea has been the most profitable for me :P

Power line laid right through the skull in a pre-medieval undiscovered grave by Saturday in offbeat

[–]nolivesmatter 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Must be an AC/DC fan

Happy 4th of July by TripleXChromosomeGal in offbeat

[–]TripleXChromosomeGal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well how 2020 has been and the way the media is going to slag everything off about it...I say it's very offbeat.

Happy 4th of July by TripleXChromosomeGal in offbeat

[–]BravoVictor 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Although I appreciate the sentiment, did you really need to post this in every sub? The 4th isn't exactly offbeat.

A bunch of offshore boaters tell us the weirdest things they've seen on the water out there. One tells of a real UFO sighting. by Chipit in offbeat

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I saw something really similar to this in New England decades ago. It was a pair of small lights in the night sky that were zooming around one another in crazy sudden shifts of direction, impossible for any kind of aircraft known to humans. They were darting around in these wacky zigzags in a way that seemed almost playful until suddenly they simultaneously came to a complete stop. They paused there for a couple of seconds and then flew off on a straight path in parallel and disappeared.

I was alone on a country road when I witnessed this and just stood there agape, with the knowledge I had just witnessed some unexpected, unexplained "phenomenon." No drugs, alcohol, or other mind-altering situation was involved. So strange standing in the silent awe of that moment, followed by simply walking home, business-as-usual. Unforgettable.

Who Is George Soros? by supertms38 in offbeat

[–]useless_aether 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

didn't know this and it fits perfectly in the picture. they enabled him to do the dirty work for them, by creating an economic hitman

Who Is George Soros? by supertms38 in offbeat

[–]useless_aether 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this article is whitewashing soros. did they mention he is banned from six or seven countries for his crimes? nope.

soros collaborated with the nazis to fleece the jews and calls it the happiest period of his life:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/AaM77LJEpJms/

soros is a papal court jew, serving the jesuit bergoglio, the real source of his wealth and power. and yes, the rothschilds are jesuit controlled bankers of the papacy.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6hzTmCDidxXn/

finally, soros, as a papal proxy, is one of the executioners of the nwo. he lays some of it out here:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/67T0hQwaxlNs/

i would like to add that the london school of economics are fabian socialists, who also trained david rockefeller and jfk.

info on fabian socialists:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/f5ltp48mC6ud/

https://www.bitchute.com/video/EzB0Wx6ThPlm/

they have wolf in a sheep skin as their logo..

and as a lifelong jesuit puppet, it is soros who is an antisemite.

Who Is George Soros? by supertms38 in offbeat

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Interesting stuff in that stub, from 2010-06-21! 2 sources. You got the Time. Here's the other, a well known book I haven't read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ascent_of_Money by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niall_Ferguson, an interesting character all his own.

Who Is George Soros? by supertms38 in offbeat

[–]d3rr 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Soros started a hedge fund, Soros Fund Management, in 1970. Through lucrative investments and some controversial maneuvers over the following decades, Soros amassed a fortune, becoming one of the richest men in the world.

Soros started this hedge fund with the help of the Rothschilds. It used to be on wikipedia. I'm pointing this out because it connects far left and far right agitators who are all anti-American.

Here it is in the old version: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Quantum_Group_of_Funds&oldid=369437538

https://web.archive.org/web/20080513091106/https://time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,964280,00.html

Simple tricks to boost your mood by supertms38 in offbeat

[–]hennaojichan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's from THE MILLENNIAL SOURCE so let me guess—kill a boomer. No?

Why America Is Losing The Toilet Race by vemrion in offbeat

[–]Jesus-Christ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or just use a wet wipe or something for the last lot of swipes. I don't get how a bidet can clean your arse especially if it's messy, but then again I've never used one.

Why America Is Losing The Toilet Race by vemrion in offbeat

[–]darklogic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All you get is shit still stuck in your wet ass with a bidet. Wipe with TP and for the last wipe or two, add a small amount of water to get your ass clean, all without some uncomfortable, stupid Japanese toilet spraying water up your ass.

Dennis Miller podcast with Martin Short. Talks about his recent trip to Australia with Steve Martin. by Chipit in offbeat

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My goodness. That is what has become of the Great Dennis Miller? How sad.

Do You Agree With These Rankings? by sportinsider in offbeat

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Well this is dead.

This blog is open to invited readers only

It doesn't look like you have been invited to read this blog. If you think that this is a mistake, you might want to contact the blog author and request an invitation.

Do You Agree With These Rankings? by sportinsider in offbeat

[–]kazenmusic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I get a "Deceptive Site" warning from Firefox

"What Is A Breakbeat????" by djmaneone (2005-12-27) by JasonCarswell in offbeat

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I miss the old YouTube. YouTube in 2005 was an amazing place.

This is why I don't judge homeless people. by Taminieto in offbeat

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Protestors use laser pointers to blind police by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]magnora7 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you don't mind my asking, what exactly is the procedure to find the direct link to the video?

Protestors use laser pointers to blind police by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]magnora7 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The direct video link still works so far...

This is why I don't judge homeless people. by Taminieto in offbeat

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The page goes into a redirect loop if I try to close the overlaying ads, do you have a archive or amp link for this?

Which is the greatest of all victories? by chronicler in offbeat

[–]shivashivashiva 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

a whole man needs both intelligence and character!

Why do we celebrate birthdays? by chronicler in offbeat

[–]shivashivashiva 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the real question is why are they falsely named "birthdays" when they are birth anniversaries..... "birthday" is pretty much a psyop term to keep people from reflecting on their past accomplishments!

How many birth anniversaries have you celebrated...0?!.

Which is the greatest of all victories? by chronicler in offbeat

[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good questions. I can't say but perhaps relavent:

Next to a battle lost, the saddest thing is a battle won. — Duke of Wellington

Another Person Goes Blind After Wearing Contacts in the Shower by Stankmango in offbeat

[–]x0x7 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

People are trying to take short cuts cleaning the lenses.

If you want to clean your contacts without taking them out spray your eyes with Windex.

The Unexpected History of the Air Conditioner by Stankmango in offbeat

[–]happysmash27 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You must live in a nice, cool place :D (or at least one which isn't unlivably hot).

The Unexpected History of the Air Conditioner by Stankmango in offbeat

[–]HearingWithoutStatic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

havent had an air conditioner in over 10 years.

Norway's 'Summer Island' Wants to Become the World's First Time-Free Zone by Stankmango in offbeat

[–]Mnemonic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The newspaper I read today had the same picture of the island.

A 95-million-year-old fossil has been discovered that will force scientists to rethink the definition of a crab by Stankmango in offbeat

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I thought my old fatass boss at Burger King was the definition of a crab.

A man punched a double glazed window and died by sonyvegas in offbeat

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably fake.

A man punched a double glazed window and died by sonyvegas in offbeat

[–]Work2Death 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And this is why we need window control. One death is one too many!