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[–]jet199 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

This was retweeted by a famous troon

https://twitter.com/DogMangy/status/1707427907000303987

A bit Freudian

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

if theyre quick, it may be possible to reattach the tree to the stump. Using plant hormones to get root bonds to form between the two halves.

These folks are eternal optimists.

Have you been decapitated? No problem.

All you need to do is rub some of that hormone science water on the affected site.

Also, don't reattach the head facing backwards.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's some logic there.

The trouble is that the actual living part of a big tree like that is a very thin ring just under the bark. It's not like grafting a twig onto another twig where most of the wood is still alive and growing. And there's also no way to get all the tiny water capillaries to line up.

Much like with with other issues they try to take a solution which works in one simple area and try to just copy it over to a much bigger more complex problem then wonder why it fails. I mean why not replace all prisons and police with more therapy, it worked for a couple of shoplifters once.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The Incredible 2-headed Transplant featured Casey Kasem.

[–]neolib[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]BoredAlready 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What a little turd.

[–]brimshae 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm going to presume it's one of those New Europeans until proven otherwise.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Who lives in the middle of the countryside and owns a chainsaw?

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And has two thumbs?

This guy, right here!! (Points to self with thumbs)

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Bless his heart. If the penalty was cutting his dick off this wouldn't have happened. Got that limeys?

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Some guys are into that now.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Apparently they've also arrested a 60 year old bloke

[–]stickdog 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Popeye did it.