Fuck Texas

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[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The first time I took my driving test in Houston many years ago, I had been up all night drinking and was tripping on LSD.

The lady that gave me the road test told me that I drove almost 60 mph in a 30 mph zone and I almost hit some trash cans.

I took the driving test again the next day and passed.

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I always felt like I was an awesome driver on lsd. How's it going, Edward?

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's ok, I guess.

I just got shadow banned at my favorite bdsm forum, if that says anything.