Alabama man accused of feeding meth to ‘attack squirrel’ faces new charges

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[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Show me the law he broke. 😤

[–]Antarchomachus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I imagine some animal welfare law, but scientists do shit like this all the time and it's legal because it's a 'scientific experiment'.

[–]trident765 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Meth possession?

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The squirrel was in possession.

[–]sterling_perv 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

sometimes i don't know if i'm getting crazier or not....i mean this is pretty insane, right?

[–]Antarchomachus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No more insane than firing people for refusing to take a vaccine that doesn't prevent the spread of a virus!

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Paulk has denied feeding meth to the squirrel, named Deeznuts, according to reports.

See. It's just sensationalist clickbait. He would never harm Deeznuts.

[–]Antarchomachus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They had me at 'meth' and 'attack squirrel'. I'll click anything with those two phrases in the headline.

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Alabama Man

[–]Antarchomachus[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lmaoo, I was thinking of this skit too!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, he was named Deeznuts.

[–]tyranicaloverlord 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, thank god they saved us from a potential attack squirrel uprising.