Woman charged for running naked on football field while high on heroin in front of eighth graders

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[–]Flicksener 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I would say giggity giggity, but after seeing what she looks like, yuck. Yuckkity?

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I thought the same thing. 8th grade me would've fucked a tree, and would be thrilled with something like this... until I saw the picture.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ugh. Her face is obscene.

[–]soundsituation 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Uthe allegedly jumped over the Helias Football Stadium fence and ran onto the field where students participated in a youth program, court documents said.

I haven't done heroin, but I have had morphine and based on that experience I find it hard to believe that anyone on a strong opiate would have the energy to do what this woman did. Must have been something else, or mixed with something else.

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Some people(myself included) have opposite reactions. I'm leaning toward other shit like you said.

[–]soundsituation 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Interesting! I guess I shouldn't be surprised since a lot of drugs affect people differently, but I'd never heard of opiates inducing stimulant-like effects.

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's real but rare. I can't take anything painkiller related because of that. Even benadryl cracks me out.

[–]Trajan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This idiot is giving it away for free. If she's smart then she'll move to the UK, identify as a gender weirdo or lesbian, then get paid by schools and libraries to do her thing in front of young children.

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    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    strike 2