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[–]Catbug 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

AhHahahahaha okay boy-o. Clearly someone had a bad day at school and needs a nap and some cartoons.

Why don’t you go project that bitter rage into your homework or cleaning your room?You’ll learn things and not leave embarrassing tantrums for people to see. It’s easier once you’re a big boy.

Why don’t you go ask your mummy how easy it is to raise an angry little troll.

[–]Comatoast 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's okay. He's capable of pulling out. Totally not going to get some poor soul pregnant in one of the least reliable forms of birth control outside of just shooting a load right on top.

[–]Catbug 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

IKR? This genius doesn’t know about precum but he’s totally smarter and more educated than grown women about pregnancy.

To be fair, he’s probably too young to have had a sex-Ed class yet, he thinks 28 is ancient lmao.

[–]Comatoast 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly, they're starting to teach those in elementary school at this point.. which is not necessary, but I digress. They're probably more focused on teaching bullshit in those classes anyway. There's a swath of women even that don't know what's going on or the extremely detailed process of what goes through with even a menstrual cycle, much less the gestation of a human being.