We Now Know The Makeup Brand Donald Trump Uses to Get His Face So Orange

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[–]Nemacolin[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just in time for Christmas:

The White House has strenuously denied that Donald Trump uses anything to achieve his trademark orange glow except for his “good genes,” despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary. But now, thanks to a report from the Washington Post, as well as a very canny marketing trick, we now have a lead on the exact product he slathers on his face to maintain his leathery visage—Bronx Colors Boosting Hydrating Concealer in the shade Orange BHC06.

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP! MAY HIS DIVINE LIGHT SHINE ON US ALL!

[–]useless_aether 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jezebel’s story is found in 1 and 2 Kings. She was the daughter of Ethbaal, king of Tyre/Sidon and priest of the cult of Baal, a cruel, sensuous and revolting false god whose worship involved sexual degradation and lewdness. Ahab, king of Israel, married Jezebel and led the nation into Baal worship (1 Kings 16:31). Ahab and Jezebel’s reign over Israel is one of the saddest chapters in the history of God’s people.

https://www.gotquestions.org/Jezebel-spirit.html

[–]Riva 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

So much hate. Grow up.

[–]Nemacolin[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I am sorry Riva, I do not know who you are talking to.

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I think Riva thinks that you hate Trump.

[–]Nemacolin[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Isn't hard to know who is talking to whom? He uses makeup. Facts are facts.

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

He uses makeup.

Donald Trump is Americas first Black President

[–]Nemacolin[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Bill Clinton was America’s first Black president.

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

NICE 👍👍👍👍👍