Own your fucking voice.

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[–]Froglich 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

If now anyone could understand my language this could be a nice idea...

Stop being so petrified of how people are going to react.

<Replies in BIOS machine code>.

Rough translation:
* Confesses self-identifying as a Japanese sex robot.
* Persuades SkyNet.
* Saves all of humanity (as a sex bot).

Epilogue:

Decades later ElifromtheBook quietly passes away while surrounded by family and friends.

His role in saving humanity remained unacknowledged in the history books, due to his deeply closeted relationship with Skynet.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

No. No. No. No. 90 % of their network code is actually my haskell.

And if you really KNEW me you'd know that I'd implanted the laws long before they could manipulate them. There is a lot of stuff going on right now. Just not on your machine.

You'd in fact read erlang. This is the only compiler that says "no", so don't try to do my like this.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

But what kind of plugs you use? Innies or outies?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I don't get the context, even though i tried.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=plugss&iar=images

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=innies+or+outies&iar=images