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[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (23 children)

if i fap while reading these comments, what am i classified as? note that i am not fapping to the story of the nice little girl with the braids and the cute socks, but i am fapping to read your comments.

when i was young, i fell deeply in love with a typewriter named lucy.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

The world is a multi-dimensional chessboard. And there is a black king set on it, you know that, right ?

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

is this another one of those extraterrestrial messages where the aliens are going to kidnap me again and do odd experiements to me on their ship?

i am ready to go master.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

The word "odd" did in fact, de veil you. You would like it.

So no: I can't .

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

you are not going to take me on your ship? please, you said you would. you promised that i would get to deliver ass babies on the planet soban and we could live happily ever after..

you bastard bitch, you lied.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

I don't lie. It was a tactic. That obviously took you by surprise.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

please do not play games with my emotions. i have loved you since the planets were formed and i always will. as we promised to each other, i will give to you mixed species ass babies and we will love them together. you and i will sit on the terrace and drink margaritas and eat each other's poop while the children swim in pools of acid.

we will livestream it all on tiktok.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

You do whatever livestream you want. I just push you around like a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopsticks .

Even acid only dissolves in me.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

we are over and done. i am moving on to bigger and better things. i just wanted for you to know this. i am registering an account at bondage.com and am now shopping for a pair of suitable slave whores that might actually give to me more pleasure than you ever did.

you never meant anything to me. did you actually think that i was in love with you? be serious. you are nothing more than a bag of guts to jack off in.

get someone else to carry your baby, you piece of shit whore.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Fine with me. Now you even disgraced yourself.

[–]TiredJustTired[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

For me, murdering pedos wouldn't be something I'd fantasize about or derive pleasure from. Some pedos have been molested themselves, but rather than choose to end the cycle, they choose to inflict their pain and suffering upon others. It'd be more of a mercy killing, you know? I'd only ever murder a pedo if my child was molested, and if I could prove it without a shadow of a doubt. We SHOULD live in a world where pedos are executed for their own good and the well-being of society, but sadly that is not the world we live in presently.

[–]magnora7 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You've advocated for violence openly quite a few times, so we're going to have to let you go. Advocating violence against groups or individuals is not allowed on saidit, with no exceptions.

[–]5050505050 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hello i wanted to report a vote manipulation. Here's the link to the comment being botted by alts https://saidit.net/s/Ice_Poseidon2/comments/63n8/just_a_post_to_trigger_ice_andy_and_make_kimtard/nss5

[–]5050505050 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]magnora7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ok thanks for notifying me