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[–]Jesus 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Make a meme on this:

Assange on being asked the 9/11 question:

Firstly, Assange's body language tells it all. He shat his pants then managed to stutter out the possibility of Saudi involvement (limited hangout) then seemed to develop a slight paralysis of his throat and stammered and yammered about possible other states but could not bring himself to say more on the issue only to say it was "no longer so important" as there were more recent events requiring our attention. The elephant in the room could have shat on his head but he would pretend not to notice it, but maybe blink a lot...You could almost see the little red Mossad sniper laser scope triangle, on his forehead that he was obviously imagining.... Or he is mossad.

He states:

"I'm constantly annoyed that people are distracted by false conspiracies such as 9/11, when all around we provide evidence of real conspiracies, for war or mass financial fraud."

Mr. Assange seems to have conveniently forgotten that 9/11 may be, in a very concrete sense, a 'conspiracy for war', leading directly to the wars in Afghanistan, Iraq and the permanent "War on Terror".

Also, Netanyahu thanked Wikileaks and Assange on twitter for all they do. Assange also hung out with Pamela Anderson, whose organization gives millions to Israel.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That would make a good meme. Do you have a photo of JA that you like?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

FYI: This conversation continues: /s/memes/comments/4d1a/highlevel_conspiracies/

[–]sproketboy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Is that his current hair cut now? Stylish!

[–]magnora7 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Is this a real quote? I really doubt it, so why pretend to spread truth when you do stuff like this?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I actually refused a couple times. As a rule of thumb I don't use "gay", "faggot", or "nigger" - all being prejudiced names (but I have no problem swearing). I even did this one first: /s/memes/comments/4d1a/highlevel_conspiracies/

Finally I caved in to Tom's persistence. It's not in /s/quotes but it is in /s/memes though maybe it should be in /s/misquotes or /s/parody or /s/satire if they existed.

I'm still a little on the fence, but I think it's safe to say that most who see it will 1) know that it's an absurd quote coming from Chomsky, 2) understand it's satire, 3) look up what "gatekeeper" means if they don't know, and maybe even 4) look up Chomsky's real stance on 9/11 Truth - which is actually only different in phraseology.

I crossed my own line for this one, and I won't be doing that again for a long while, hopefully never.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Gracias bro. The photo is a great touch.

It's a gem.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I just assembled the pieces you provided. Should have been your "victory".

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Naw, bro. I made it up.

It's hilarious, because it's beyond obvious that he wouldn't ever say this; even though he's a gatekeeper shill.

It's low brow, but I think it's funny.

Did you happen to recognize the HRC meme? Good ol days. ;-)

[–]magnora7 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I guess so

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

By request, for you Tom, because I'm gay for you.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's perfect.

That hairdo is great.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I love it!!!

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Spread it far and wide as you see fit, but don't attach my name to it. My other one was better IMO: /s/memes/comments/4d1a/highlevel_conspiracies/

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I like this one much better. The other one tries to fit in too much information for a macro image. And it bothers me that it doesn't have the quotation marks or attribution. This one is short and to the point. Really well done to you and /u/Tom_Bombadil.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yay team!