High-level conspiracies...

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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

For anyone who may question what this meme is about:

  1. This so-called meme, is not a real quote, thought it IS constructed in part from his words and mostly his context.
  2. The first two lines are the essence of what he's said about both events. I quoted what he said about 9/11 and trimmed it and rearranged it to fit better.
  3. Line 3 is my original counter juxtaposition factoid that negates the 9/11 argument into absurdity (ie. comedy), and discerning folks would know that JFK's death also ushered in the Vietnam War.
  4. Line 4 is essentially his "minuscule number of architects and engineers" quote with context. Any "truther", skeptic, or even folks with questions about the "official narrative" who is not an architect or engineer, numbering in the millions, if not billions, is ironically ignored (thus comedy).
  5. Line 5 is not a direct quote but certainly his sentiment - that JFK and 9/11 is not worth researching.
  6. Line 6 is my dramatic punchline, though you need to know what a "limited hangout" is to get it. (ie. Chomsky is a limited hangout by insisting there's "nothing to see here".)

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Now do Assange. And Snowden. Don't forget Snowden's father magically worked in the DoD on those fake hijacked planes.

[–]thefadd 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Don't forget the joker.

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wat?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Didn't know that about Snowden. That's huge!

Assange and Snowden also tire me like Chomsky. If it wasn't for Tom I wouldn't have bothered, but I guess it's necessary.

I'd do anything for Jesus too.

So did you have anything in particular about Assange or Snowden in mind?

I could rewatch the 4 part documentary deconstructing Assange/WikiLeaks to find dirt, but if I start I might end up doing so many people get annoyed - like one person is with my vaccine hysteria.

Edit: Added video links:

Wikileaks : Made by the N.S.A. - PART 1 OF 4 (34:49) ~ Richard Hall, 2017-07-13

Wikileaks : Made by the N.S.A. - PART 2 OF 4 (31:34) ~ Richard Hall, 2017-07-13

Wikileaks : Made by the N.S.A. - PART 3 OF 4 (24:07) ~ Richard Hall, 2017-07-13

Wikileaks : Made by the N.S.A. - PART 4 OF 4 (18:33) ~ Richard Hall, 2017-07-13

Wikileaks Made by the N.S.A. - Full Documentary (1:49:02) ~ Through the Aether, 2017-08-08

On the other hand, off the top of my head, besides not calling out 9/11 as the "very origin and source of the perpetual global war of terrror" and thus worth analysis, as I often like to say, I have these pet peeves:

Snowden leaked all those documents to Greenwald who handed them over to another billionaire - and they've only published like 1% of them. So fuck both of them for pretending to be mavericks.

The hypocrisy about freedom of speech, respect for journalism and whistleblowers, international laws, etc. regarding Assange. It's like he's a walking billboard about how they're publicly deconstructing truth in media and freedom of the press.

I don't have much funny to say today. I don't know why I was on such a roll yesterday. Caffeine maybe. I can try again tomorrow as I'm trying to normalize my chaotic sleep schedule into a decent circadian rhythm.

[–]Jesus 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Snowden leaked all those documents to Greenwald who handed them over to another billionaire - and they've only published like 1% of them. So fuck both of them for pretending to be mavericks.

And then Greenwald is hosted on Tucker's show on numerous occasions. Tucker worked for Bill Kristol's magazine all throughout the 90's shilling the neocon doctrine.

They are chameleons playing their roles in the UNITED STATES corporation fiction.

Their modus operandi are 5 tactics; they are:

Controlled opposition (Persons [agents to an agency] gatekeeping, cointelpro, promoting limited hangouts, etc.)

Limited Hangouts - eg. Amerithrax Anthrax story.

Ideological subversion - Basically everything in politics and media

Demoralization

Perception management

The truth Inc. tactics, also encompassing thr above, are:

Discredit (Alex "stratfor" Jones and David Kook on CNN and the BBC), Deceive, degrade, disinform, misinform, manage perception, confuse, waste your time and surveil communities (Cointelpro: eg. sovereign CITIZEN [oxymoron] movement is an example.)

....oh and give us your money owned by the Fed. They're hucksters.

Read the New Testament of the bible; it has ZERO mistakes. Read for a law perspective particularly revelation, Corinthians and especially the book of Matthew.

You'll start to see Emmanuel (Jesus, Yeshua) knew what was going on and he made it clear that action is the ONLY answer to corruption and the creditor class. His goal was not to fight them directly but to create a movement based off of love, utilitarianism, community, forgiveness and charity (real charity) for all. Rome Inc. did not like this nor did the Pharisees and Judaic Hillel sect who had a rising creditor class of Jews. Thr US is under Roman law; we are the New Rome and NYC is thr New Jerusalem. It is not unlike biblical times. Both Rome Inc. and rich elitist Creditor Jews decided to kill Emmanuel.

Nothing under the sun is new. Times are no different than what Yeshua commanded. If not, times are even more perilous.

Atheists are thus dumb not because they are atheists but because they think the bible is stupid. More than Half of them have not read it, and could care even less what it means or what Yeshua was teying to explain in parables so as to not get killed before he could make his case and have people wonder and follow him in faith of goodness unto others. Forgive them their debts and follow me.

But now we see the libertardians who want to erase ahit government corporation to what? Have orivate corporations control everything? To have wallmart control your school? That's what libertardians really wamt and would get it of government ceased to exist. In fact, government and the state was created to protect us from this, they're not obviously because they are criminals and buffons who work for a federated corporation.

And Yeshua was not a capitalist, he was certainly NOT a socialist for he did things on a personal level and didn't force Rome Inc. to do anything; nor was he a communist. Yeshua lost but really won for the hearts of a small minority of men and women who keep his teachings.

[–]Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeshua said they call themselves Jews but are not but the synagogue of Satan. So, they are FAKE JEWS. Rome Inc. of course was not pleased because court Jews were their friends and his movement took away from Caesars divine status for a personal inward approach.

Which then are these Jews today? Obviously this implies that Judaism isn't inherently evil but a group of people who CALL THEMSELVES JEWS BUT ARE NOT are evil. Know thy fruits.

Okay, he was referring to the pharisees and Hillel sect that had been hijacked by the creditor class.

So, then we must conclude neocons, multi-billion dollar Zionist Hedge fund owners and radical Zionists who call themselves Jews (largely don't practice Judaism)are not Jews but the synagouge of satan. Easy enough. That means the common Jew that FOLLOWS the old covenant is a real Jew and not a fake one who calls himself one.

Yeshua wasn't Jewish. He didn't come from the tribe if Judah; though I really have to look further into this because he did know an awful lot about Judaism and was taught be a Hillel rabbi for some time.

Again, NOTHING NEW IS UNDER THE SUN, son.

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Lol

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Among the few, you get it.