Apple Announces iPhone 15 Will Come Emblazoned With Name Of Uyghur Slave Who Assembled It

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[–]cunninglingus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]BobOki 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What he DID NOT mention was they were planning on docking that 7 yr old a years pay for the privilege of them using their name.... per phone.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Bad article. Apple doesn't manufacture in China anymore, they only partner with Indian manufacturers now.

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

all the components too ?

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The slaves there are probably cheaper.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Uuuum excuse me. Indentured servants please.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, Sahib. Sorry sir.

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https://devicetests.com/where-are-iphones-made-and-assembled

...the Foxconn Plant in Zhengzhou, China, is the biggest assembling plant. It spreads across 2.2 square miles and has approximately 350,000 people employed. In a day, around 500,000 iPhones are produced by Apple manufacturers.

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