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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

Again.

Wish I could get drunk.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

Why can't you get drunk?

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

I play a superhero on SaidIt but I'm just a normal human - so it's not a super power.

I can't afford to get drunk. I scrape by monthly, worse now with the 2020 shrinkflation. That's why I must leave SaidIt for a while soon to try earn some extra.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

All you need is sugar, yeast, water, and time for booze. Didn't we talk about wine and beer making a while back? You can use literal scraps for flavoring like they do with pineapple in tepache. Cheap fruits or juices on sale are perfect for it.

You don't even need to buy yeast either. Although using something coated in wild yeast (grapes, apple skins, pineapple skin, ginger root is a big one) helps rather than just hoping it catches something good from the air, although that works too ala Amish friendship bread style.

edit: although I wouldn't ferment orange juice, that doesn't turn out good.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Okay, you've convinced me. I still haven't finished setting up my garden.

I guess I should buy big vessels for it too. You don't happen to have some trustworthy YouTube recommendations on hand?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I ferment my booze in 1 gallon jugs but if you're going the juice route, you can ferment inside the container it comes in. There's even a number of ways to do it without airlocks. reddit.com/r/prisonhooch, r/winemaking, and r/homebrewing are all good resources. The first is really handy for making booze on a budget, despite the name there's some decent stuff there, and some crap too. But it's all alcohol.

A bigger container would be handy for me but I don't have the room.

I prefer to read than to watch videos, but this is a really good one on making tepache and all that carries over to basic winemaking. Although I find it's easier to use a gallon ziplock freezer bag and periodically burp it than to bother sticking it all in glass. It's a r/prisonhooch method but it's convenient for handling the scraps of one pineapple.

The other benefit to making your own wine is you don't have to add sulfites, tannins, other chemical crap, if you don't want to. Particularly if you plan on drinking the wine young rather than aging for a year or more.

edit: sorry for reddit links, but that's the ones I know. There's a homebrewing forum but it's a higher learning curve.

[–]tomatosplat 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Dammit. Now I gotta go get some fruit. I had plans to clean this apartment over the weekend.

🎵I was gonna get up and clean my room but then I made wine🎶

[–]hennaojichan[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

And stovetop stills are available online for very reasonable prices too. You can get two or three people to go in on one still. I think someone on this thread told me about the stills using a different persona. Thanks. Oh, and it is legal to make booze at home as long as you don't sell it but laws don't mean much nowadays.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I have a slow cooker.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Is it designed for making booze? I wouldn't want it to explode when you use it. Don't buy it from Amazon but you can see what's available on there and get an idea of the design. As I remember the smallest was eight gallons and that is a lot of booze: about 32 litres. Here is one that apparently makes moonshine, wine, and beer for US $195. That's a little pricey but you could make that price back with two batches. Have you ever had pure corn liquor? Mighty tasty: https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Distiller-Temperature-Adjustment-Fermentation/dp/B081LJK5Y2/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=eight+gallon+still&qid=1607840382&sr=8-1

Just in time for Christmas.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, just a 5L electric slow cooker. Warm, low, or high, but no flame.

In time for Xmas? I wouldn't object if you sent one. I have few on my list, non of big importance, and couldn't afford anything else if I did. 2020 was my best year since 2007. I'm hoping 2021 is when I properly get on my feet again, even if more underground - this time in my own fucking country.

That's a great device!!! I'd get it now or the first of January for only $195 USD - but it's in the USA and I'm in Canada.

The only thing close to it on Amazon.ca is an upgrade from 23L to 55L for $385 CAD. On second look, the search missed it but they also offer 10L $225, 22L $285, 36L $325.

https://www.amazon.ca/Water-Distiller-Machine-Barrel-Making/dp/B07T89FZW5/

Your model seems a bit higher quality. Sure it's a big expense, but it's a worthy investment. A fucking 24 case of beer in Canada is approaching $40. I can't afford booze at all.

Very inspiring!!!

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    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I'll return with my own narrative, and if it works as intended it will be some powerful truth-seeker edutainment.