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[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I can get you $250,000.00 of pure accidental death life insurance.

disclaimer: this policy is NOT available to alcoholics or weirdos.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

NOT available to alcoholics or weirdos

Oh, we may have a problem.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

we have chatted many times, so i am aware.. you are in houston, arent you? which aa clubs do you go to?

you can pm me privately, if you like.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You ever hear of Swingers Over 70? I got an STD from the silent film era.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

umm, what?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I mean, those old gals really know what they're doing.