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[–]bjam27 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Life insurance is a scam for the vast majority of people.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

oh no, its not a scam, it is 100% legit and we have a postal box to back that claim up.

we have been in good standing with the better business bureau of witchita kansas since 2019.

we have an one eight hundred phone number to take your calls on, and an answering machine with two micro cassettes to record your incoming messages.

smart business people know a good deal when they see it, all the other people are just plain dumb.

put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

What can I buy with $2?

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I can get you $250,000.00 of pure accidental death life insurance.

disclaimer: this policy is NOT available to alcoholics or weirdos.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

NOT available to alcoholics or weirdos

Oh, we may have a problem.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

we have chatted many times, so i am aware.. you are in houston, arent you? which aa clubs do you go to?

you can pm me privately, if you like.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You ever hear of Swingers Over 70? I got an STD from the silent film era.

[–]SubliminalCriminal[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

umm, what?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I mean, those old gals really know what they're doing.