The federal government wants to know about your vegetable garden. Surely nothing bad could come if you register with them!

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Your garden grows too fruitful, comrade. The vegetables will be confiscated and redistributed. For the people!

[–]Alienhunter 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow. With silver bells and cockleshells and pretty little maids in a row.

Mary mary is quite scary for having a garden like that. What pointless waste is in poor taste when stolen from the proletariat.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I imagine it sounds more ominous if you say that in Ukranian