The federal government wants to know about your vegetable garden. Surely nothing bad could come if you register with them!

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[–]Alienhunter 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

School gardens, community gardens, urban farms, and small-scale agriculture projects in rural, suburban and urban areas can be recognized as a “People’s Garden” if they register on the USDA website and meet criteria including benefitting the community, working collaboratively, incorporating conservation practices and educating the public.

The kabutz is important comrade. The people's gardens are the backbone of the Democratic People's Republic. You can read about it in the People's Newspaper and see it on the People's Broadcast station. Now come participate in the People's joint exercise activity and wear your people's work wear.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Your garden grows too fruitful, comrade. The vegetables will be confiscated and redistributed. For the people!

[–]Alienhunter 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow. With silver bells and cockleshells and pretty little maids in a row.

Mary mary is quite scary for having a garden like that. What pointless waste is in poor taste when stolen from the proletariat.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I imagine it sounds more ominous if you say that in Ukranian

[–]Bigs 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

This is why I grow veggies in my back garden, not the front.

[–]Alienhunter 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

You got a license for those carrots?

[–]Bigs 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I left the UK nearly 20 years ago mate, alright? Don't need no ferkin loisense here mate!

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Much like weed, don't grow anything out in public that you wouldn't be cool with the neighbors, the cops, or the local wildlife having ready access to.

[–]Newzok 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why would anybody even bother? What's there to gain from doing so? My garden is my own business.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A nice aspect of growing mushrooms is that they don't need light.