Yeah, we're in the Spice of Sæturnus

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[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

Is that why my potatoes taste extra good this week? Thanks, "Sæturnus", you misspelt monstrosity.

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (18 children)

Her Command: vomit uncontrollably until you die by the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

His Command: Show us yer tits, ya slut, by the Enochian seals of the Hermetic order and the oaths of the isle of Avalon.
All glory be unto him and his divine eminence, for he is the light in the 41st millennium.
:)

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (16 children)

Her Command: pull out your fingernails and toenails by the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

His Command: Put a cock in that mouth and make it useful, by the will of the maker and the third house of Venus.
May the stygian host sing his name unto eternity and your father smelled of elderberries.
<3

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (14 children)

Her Command: dig your brains out with your fingers through your eyesockets by the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

His Command: Look, nobody is going to pay for your Onlyfans. I know that's heartbreaking, but you might have to get a real job. Don't worry, in the long run that'll be a better choice anyway... Oh, uh, by the grace of Vishnu and the many still beating hearts devoured by Ammit, glory to all who enter his waters.

Also, it's gonna be crazy hard to pull out my own brains if I've already removed my finger nails. Does your particular brand of lunacy allow me to use tools? Can I get a spoon?
:)-<

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Her Command: cut your heart out with a spoon.

By the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

His Command: Hey, thanks for bending on the spoon thing. You're alright! Still gonna have to see dem titties, though. By uh... By the power of greyskull and the new "Satanic Church" that went all edgelordy and popped up a few years ago taking the name of Satan just to be all new age and hippy about it.
All gravy and mashed potatoes to his lordship, Emperor Palpatine and the Sardaukar, fighting bravely on the front lines!
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[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Be sure to tell us all about how everything you value is destroyed before you by the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ