情人节快乐 gemers

submitted by alkhd from self.ccj

Lately I've been a bad sexpat, I have temporarily retired from shaking my phone / talking to Rainies lately, and as a result only 1 girl sent 情人节快乐 to me today. If I was a good sexpat I would be the one sending 情人节快乐 to the 4997 Rainies on my wechat eh? (3 contacts reserved for the only friends I have)

Honestly talking to Rainies made me feel like a bot, if I wasn't so lazy I could honestly write a bot to do the first 2 days of chatting for me. Is it just me or is this normal? What the fuck do you do to keep it fresh and not get deja vu overdosed?

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[–]PATGUI 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I don't talk with Chinese women, or men, period.

I don't hate them, I just find them unbelievably boring.

I did a good deed today, helped an ugly woman with her bicycle, the chain had popped off and she was walking with the bike next to her, was also extremely hot (the weather, not her). I asked her if she needed help with the bicycle, I pop the chain back in, and that thing was dry as fuck, I barely got my hands dirty and it was really stuck between the dropouts and the freewheel, and noticed her stem was backwards, pointing towards the seat instead of forward. I thought the handlebar did a 180 but no, that was the way she was riding it. I thought about adjusting the rear derailleur so the chain doesn't pop out again between the smallest cog and the frame and telling her about why is such a bad idea to ride with the stem like that, but I gave up, just fixed it so she could be on her way and away from me asap. It's always funny when you caught someone that really needs help, you do your part and they suddenly forget all the stupid things like 你的中文很好 or 厉害。

[–]alkhd[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I met a quite interesting fellow from kunming in a bar once who was studying at the same uni as me. He said (actual quote) "I'm from kunming I'm a chinese nigger" with an hard r and "fuck the police". Kept chatting with him and his friend for a while because funny?

The second time I met this guy again was on campus with the same friend, we went to some secluded place behind a building. There he rolled the smallest joint I've ever seen (like 3cm long and a millimeter or two in diameter). He took 2 super quick drags before handing it over, I kind of wanted to laugh at how absurdidly small it was and how stressed he looked smoking it but i just took 2 similarly quick drags and handed it over to his friend who finished it. Then he pulled out a portable speaker, put on a beat and started freestyling 老子 this and 老子 that all the time. His friend was a bit better at freestyling than him but also nothing to write home for.

Interesting chinese people are rare..

[–]PATGUI 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I've done the super thin joint, when you smoke once in a blue moon it works. Last time I made them a spliff but they thought tobacco and grass was disgusting.

I don't know, I've been extremely unlucky in that regard.

[–]alkhd[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I feel like you need some tobacco in there if the material is only enough to burn for 10-20 seconds, otherwise use a pipe or bong or something? I did feel it a little bit but it might have just been placebo honestly.

I don't smoke cigarettes but I have no problem with tobacco in joints. Felt super weird to smoke that tiny one never seen anything like it before but maybe it's more common than I thought.

[–]PATGUI 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

just need to inhale the shit out of them and keep it there for as long as possible. When I smoke it like that is usually a group of people and just get high enough to get in the mood to have some fun but not too high. Agree you need some tobacco in there but they don't like it.

[–]superfaggotdong444 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Faggot lives matter imo