My life is incredibly boring. I don't have much stories to tell, I don't browse reddit anymore and I avoid china twitter, actually twitter period, so jerking material is scarce.

Today went to have lunch. There was some dry noodles and soup. Sorry we don't have soup, but for the same price you can have fried dumplings, seaweed, or lotus root.

Dumplings

actually we don't have dumpling, but you can pick lotus root or seaweed.

Ok then, lotus root.

Actually the lotus root is not done yet, maybe you can have seaweed.

Let me find something else on the menu... How about this one?

We have run out of that. How about some chicken skin and bones?

You know what, I am actually not hungry.