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[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We should send them to Ukraine. They would fit right in with the Azoff battalion.

[–]neolib 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Are you an American sex offender who is planning to move to Russia too?

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No. But, given how ridiculous the sex crime laws here are, who knows what could happen? And, if that happened to me, I would probably move to Russia. It's nice to have options, you know. I would certainly recommend to people on the sex crime registries to move to Russia, wouldn't you?

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

But if they're found touching any kids in Russia, i feel like it would immediately be wood chipper time without the need for a trial.

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What you feel really doesn't matter much, buddy. They aren't convicting any teachers of relationships with students in Russia, that I've heard of. Let me know if you find otherwise.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)