Texas man shoots, kills 2, allegedly defending himself at ATM: 'Robbery that didn't go well for robbers'
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[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 10 months ago (3 children)
Have you tried just growing a bigger peepee?
[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun - 10 months ago (2 children)
Look, I tried using my penis on a robber once. The robber's now in therapy, and I'm on a registry. Just use a gun.
[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
I mean the needing to go to therapy part sounds pretty awesome justice for a mugger.
In terms of the arrest and registery, next time just tell the cops you are a trans woman. Boom you are off the registry so long as you aren't a complete idiot for the rest of the breif incarceration like Ezra Miller. Worst case scenario you spend like a week in women's prison.
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