Texas man shoots, kills 2, allegedly defending himself at ATM: 'Robbery that didn't go well for robbers'

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[–]sandmax 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Remember back in the good old days when we had ATMs where we could withdraw cash?

What's cash?

That's the colored paper stuff that you trade for dope

[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Actually my local marijuana dispensery takes credit cards now.

I also had a pan handler the other day refuse a dollar. She wanted venmo only. No joke.

She did have a valid escuse though. Apparently cash gets you robbed as a woman on the streets, and the theft itself quickly becomes the least of your concerns.

God I love living in California! /s

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://freespeechextremist.com/notice/9o4z0cOuLTBL6pL7Ds

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I want to know what handgun he used. I'm dissatisfied with mine, lately.

Maybe I need to switch calibre, but all advice I searched are dissatisfying.

[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Have you tried just growing a bigger peepee?

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Look, I tried using my penis on a robber once. The robber's now in therapy, and I'm on a registry. Just use a gun.

[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I mean the needing to go to therapy part sounds pretty awesome justice for a mugger.

In terms of the arrest and registery, next time just tell the cops you are a trans woman. Boom you are off the registry so long as you aren't a complete idiot for the rest of the breif incarceration like Ezra Miller. Worst case scenario you spend like a week in women's prison.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like this one. That round has superior ballistic properties

https://fnamerica.com/products/pistols/fn-five-seven/

[–]agent_pecan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Definitely two dead niggers