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[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

You nailed it. Is it that women are chasing the top 10% of guys? Or is it that guys are not putting the work in to make themselves worthy of a mate?

It's neither. It's both. It's the dialectic...

[–]penelopepnortneyBecome ungovernable 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

It's a dessert topping! It's a floor wax!

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Well... the ability of men to woo women is highly dependent on what they read and saw growing up. I was highly influenced by this romantic interlude and by the scene in The Cocoanuts (1929) in which Groucho Marx pitches woo to rich widow Margaret Dumont:

Groucho: If we had a nice little bungalow where we could bill and cow... I mean where we could bull and cow... I mean...

Margaret (suspicious): Do you know what you're trying to say?

Groucho: Yes, but it's not what I'm thinking of!

Just kidding — my main influence was Children of Paradise (1945) 💕

[–]ageingrockstar 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

the ability of men to woo women is highly dependent on what they read and saw growing up

I once set up a profile on a dating site using only this text in the profile :

Jymes wishes to hear from wearers of abandoned female cos-
tumes, gratefully received, wadmel jumper, rather full pair of
culottes and onthergarmenteries, to start city life together. His
jymes is out of job, would sit and write. He has lately commited
one of the then commandments but she will now assist. Superior
built, domestic, regular layer. Also got the boot. He appreciates
it.

It's from Finnegans Wake and I consider it the last word in male self-advertisement. (Alas, it got no responses.)

That's the only time I've used a dating site or app though. As per u/therazorx's comment, I consider them as being mainly for users of other ppl or for suckers, neither of which I want to be.

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Alas, it got no responses.

Ah, but if you had she probably would have been very interesting!

Next time, quote Lady Windermere's Fan: "I prefer women with a past. They’re always so demmed amusing to talk to."

[–]penelopepnortneyBecome ungovernable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I'm guessing your wife has a great sense of humor! Was it Sleepless in Seattle where the women got all weepy talking about An Affair to Remember and the men got all weepy talking about The Dirty Dozen?

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Here's the scene 🍿

She does such a great job of getting weepy.

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, Sleepless in Seattle. It was just one woman — Rita Wilson, who plays Tom Hanks' sister in the movie. They are married in real life.

[–]sdl5 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No, no- it was THREE women and one girl 😹💁😘

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds vaguely familiar... nope.