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[–]rondeuce40DC Is Wakanda For Assholes 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How comforting it is to know that there is a first class dingus a heartbeat away from the presidency.

[–]vonHakkenslasch 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They share a common level of coherent speech (or lack thereof).

[–]rundown9 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So desperate.

I bet someone promised her Joe would be gone by now, yet here he is.

[–]Centaurea 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I see how his ability to understand issues and weave through complex issues in a way that no one else can to make smart and important decisions on behalf of the American people have played out, she said.

Unfortunately, Kamala, we see it too. We see clearly how his "ability" has played out. (P.S. It's "has", not "have". The subject of your sentence is the singular noun "ability", not the rest of your word salad that you got lost in, as usual.)

"And so I will say to you that I think the American people ultimately want to know that their president delivers. And Joe Biden delivers."

The question is, what is he delivering and for whom is he delivering it?

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

what is he delivering?

Monty Python did a sketch about this

The doorbell rings.
Host (Michael Palin): Excuse me a moment.
The host goes and answers the door of the flat, which opens straight into the dining room. Standing at the door is a large grubby man (John Cleese) carrying a tub on his shoulder. There are flies buzzing around him. He walks straight in.
Man: Dung, sir.
Host: What?
Man: We've got your dung.
Host: What dung?
Man: Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it?
Host: I didn't order any dung.
Man: Yes you did, sir. You ordered it through the Book of the Month Club.
Host: Book of the Month Club?
Man: That's right, sir. You get 'Gone with the Wind', 'Les Miserables' by Victor Hugo, 'The French Lieutenant's Woman' and with every third book you get dung.

[–]Super_Soviet_Gundam 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

FIRST! BLACK! ASIAN! WOMAN! SEX WORKER! (Not first) INCOMPETENT BOOB!

[–]hfxB0oyA 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

People are horrified at the prospect, as though the president really runs anything in the first place.

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"If Biden can do the job, how hard can it be?"

Substitute Trump and Dubya for Biden.

[–]penelopepnortneyBecome ungovernable 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

LOL:

Vice President Kamala Harris is ready to serve word salad to the world as POTUS, should Joe Biden - the oldest president in US history at 80, croak or is otherwise unable to effectively govern (so, now?).

[–]BlackhaloPurity Pony: Pусский бот[S] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

"Joe Biden is going to be fine, so that is not going to come to fruition"

Ah, the official denial. At least they are floating it. The real question is, why haven't they done it already? Maybe she is ahead of Biden now in the internal polling?

[–]Centaurea 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, she's right about the second part. Her desire to become POTUS is never going to come to fruition.

That's my prediction.

[–]penelopepnortneyBecome ungovernable 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Unconceivable!