HaHaHaHaHa!!!!Suspicious powder found at the White House was cocaine, sources say

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[–]MolecCodiciesCOVID-9/11 Vaccines Don’t Work 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is it unusual for cocaine to be in the White House? Hard to imagine this to be the case

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The media just needs to stop. We all know it was Hunter.

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And now this:

 

White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates could not say whether or not the cocaine found at the White House on Sunday belong to Hunter or President Joe Biden, citing the Hatch Act.

“Are you willing to say that that’s not the case? That it [cocaine] doesn’t belong to them?” a reporter asked Bates on Thursday aboard Air Force One.

“I don’t have a response to that because we have to be careful about the Hatch Act,” he claimed.

The reporter did not follow up with Bates on how the Hatch Act applied to the situation.

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

NORMS.

 

White House Cocaine Bag

@sunnyright

Media in 2020: Joe Biden will restore integrity to the White House

Media in 2024: Listen, the White House cocaine wasn't where we initially thought it was

[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

New angle! MSNPC 'casually' mentions Vice President in connection with location of powder

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Well she did say she smoked that gateway drug she locked up 1,956 other people over, so sure, let's go with this

[–]rondeuce40DC Is Wakanda For Assholes 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

She's also an amazing time traveler who was able to smoke weed and be intimately familar with Tupac and Snoop Dogg albums before they even existed while in college.

[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's a shame they're throwing her under the bus of all people, as time travel would be incredibly useful right now

I'm getting this crazy idea that this is how they get rid of Biden. They get rid of her, Deep State picks the new VP then Biden gets removed. Except it doesn't go as planned and McCarthy ends up as president

[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I'm a little confused now. Did they find a baggie or did they find loose powder?

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Apparently it was a bag, btw (was doing a search for "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked")

 

Still, the Secret Service has reportedly run tests on the bag in which the cocaine was found, seeking any matches for fingerprints or DNA. According to NBC News, the "investigators expect to be done with the investigation by Monday," a shorter timeline than the previously estimated "couple of weeks."

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Maybe we'll find out. Both House and Senate Republicans seem to think this will make for an entertaining diversion.

[–]captainramen🇺🇸🛠️ MAGA Communist 🛠️🇺🇸 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If the White House complex is not secure, Congress needs to know the details, as well as your plan to correct any security flaws

What a bunch of dumb posturing. Are they going to strip search everyone now?

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You scoff, but imagine how much time they'd spend on that, and conversely, how much less time they'd have to ruin people's lives

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

C'mon man, promises kept, shubadingappinablezure?

[–]rundown9 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So who will fall on the sword to protect the Bidens this time?

[–]Maniak🥃😾 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do they even bother anymore about making it look as if there was any kind of accountability when it comes to those fuckwads?

[–]BlackhaloPurity Pony: Pусский бот[S] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I hear they are calling in their top expert.

COCAINE FOUND AT THE WHITE HOUSE, Joe Biden Laughs It Off, HUNTER ACCUSED