JuST A RoUTIne SuRgErY tEeHeEhEE

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[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They lie to themselves every day, so easily lying to others is a natural outgrowth.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If you're nonbinary then why do you need a MtF surgery?

Also amputation of a penis is explicitly easier than cutting in a hole and inserting part of your intestine to make an opening that you will need to perpetually inflate to keep from healing. In no universe does that excuse make sense.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Non-Binary. It's just a fun, mashup word you can throw in every now and again to sound interesting. It's like adding "Fucking" to the middle of a long word to make it sound fun!

Abso-Fucking-lutely!
My name is Chris, I'm Non-binary, nice to meet you.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

a disease caused the need for amputation

Good plan - that kind of news will make a woman want to mash genitals with you like nothing else on this planet!

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Woman? No adult would believe that story. This dude's girlfriend is either made up or is like 12 years old. And knowing AGP trannies, either one is just as likely.

[–]JulienMayfair 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

OP is a systematic liar, deceiver, and manipulator with regard to the basic facts of their relationship, then writes

But if she keeps silent I won't forgive her.

Holy fuck . . . the level of entitlement is just off the charts.

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm non-binary...

It started going downhills there

[–]Femaleisnthateful 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This man must think women are stupid. They're in a relationship, he thinks he can pretend he suddenly has some terrible disease that requires his dick to be amputated, but he has no symptoms and he's not upset?

[–]notafed 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's always a good idea to build a relationship on a lie. Highly recommended by narcissists everywhere.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you're making excuses just so you can get with a woman, it's rape by omission.