As a man, I can confirm we indeed can piss, shit, fart, pick our noses, bite our nails, check messages/sports results, listen to the radio, knock one out and sand the windowsill all in one sit down. Now please wash your hands.

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[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I know that, in this person's case, any questions they get are more likely: "Miss, you're in the wrong bathroom.", but let's pretend for a second this is actually genuine.

Who is out there quizzing someone on their toilet usage?

"Oi, Jim! You went into that stall, but I stood outside and listened to everything you did, and you only pissed! What the fuck, mate!?"