As a man, I can confirm we indeed can piss, shit, fart, pick our noses, bite our nails, check messages/sports results, listen to the radio, knock one out and sand the windowsill all in one sit down. Now please wash your hands.

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I always sit down to piss and shit when I have to shit.

Some men have told me that they piss standing before sitting down to shit, but I am Germanic, so I do it all at once, to save time.