How do you incorporate your penis into lesbian sex without taking on a "manly" role?

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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Lol straight with extra steps

[–]Jiminy 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

How do you trick woke women by pretending to be trans

[–]xoenix[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

You get them to pretend to be lesbians.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

All lesbians are really bi and would get with Chad but I bet it's rare a trans guy is a Chad

[–]xoenix[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

These are basically goth girls looking for goth guys, but nowadays they think they need special pronouns, sex changes, compelled speech laws.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah and goth girls just had daddy issues and would always go for preppy jocks and hope they dominate them

[–]Titanic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

trans guy

Sometimes they are. But those are only ever the AGP kind.

The other kind is the sad, failed man kind.

They are too deformed and sickly to attract a woman, so they settle for that instead.

[–]NastyWetSmear 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I remember, when I was a kid, I got in trouble for making a joke that Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to buy strap-ons and dildos because "They made their choice, damnit!"...

... Now there are forums full of men trying to convince each other they are Lesbians and twisting themselves into mental knots to explain how their penis is a big clitoris and getting head feels Just like their partner is pleasuring a woman. If young me had taken that joke to the most insane extreme, he still would have been miles short of how absurd reality became.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Lol: "my dick doesn't work anymore. Now it's just a big clit"

So hawt!

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Deuce Bigalow solved this problem years ago. Just call it a shenis.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The question doesn't matter because no actual woman is going within ten feet of this sex pest in the first place.

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

they literally call that the "cotton ceiling" (i.e. lesbians' panties, i.e. consent)

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Top answer: "I close my eyes and fucking lie to myself"

[–]Thinger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 

(FFS, Reddit is a fucking cesspool)