British Museum Claims Some Birds, Dinosaurs May Have Been Queer In New Exhibit

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[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

If you'll excuse me, the Immortal Jellyfish can renew its lifecycle each time it breeds, so I'm going to have sex and see if I can become a newborn again.

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

You better make sure there is a delay or your spouse will be arrested for pedophilia

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

No, it's cool, I'm a 4,000 year old dragon. I'm just drawn this way.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Doesn't matter- since many animals are sexually developed in the first year of life, by the same logic spree in these, it is perfectly fine if your spouse is arrested for pedophilia, even as a stunning and brave 4000 year old dragon.

Not sure if this prevents the overarching law "ravioli ravioli do not lewd the dragon loli" rule, though.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh geeze, yeah. That does sound legally iron clad.