Notice to these people: It's all fun and games until the world takes you at face value.

"Oh, you claim to be an animal? That's fine. We can't have wolves or bears running wild, so we have the right to shoot you on sight with impunity or put you in a zoo to live forever....or, you count as a pet, meaning you have to live with your cruel hateful parents who'll make you DO CHORES and not spend all day on the Internet, and when they die, we can sell you to some creepy guy who'll make you their pet forever or we have the right to euthanize you if no one wants you..."