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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's only gay because he just hasn't met the right woman yet. That woman is me of course. I'm the protagonist of my own romance novel and once he sees how I'm not like the other girls on account of my enormous penis then he'll forget all about being gay! It'll totally work! I can fix him!