Oh my god you're all so special. Okay, we get it. You're young and your sole engagement with children is like, having to take care of your snotty little brother or something, so you're positive you'll never want them. So positive you protest too much on the regular in Reddit, even get a little vulgar. That'll convince...you.

Imagine how dull life would be if our feelings at 16 stayed the same all our lives.