I'd sacrifice a 100 children to save one cat

submitted by Zoomergroid from (imgur.com)

sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun
you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Damn that last one. Boyfriend says he loves you because you take care of your aging dog and he knows you'll take care fo him. And your response is "Lmao, absolutely not, people are different"

Damn. If I were your boyfriend, I'd dump you faster than you could realize I wasn't joking if you seriously said that to me. What's the point in continuing such a relationship? Sex? Cool so like what I just dump your ass when you are old and ugly and useless and switch to a younger one? You cool with that shit? I'm not. People is different, and you ain't people, you are your dog's bitch, not mine. Bye.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, the woman in that last one can get that from the aging dog too, so who cares?