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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Hmm odd.

"the newspaper reports that he had been flashing his penis to girls and had warned them in the toilet about “dark spirits that will suck their souls out” if the tell anyone “the secret” about his true gender."

Well I think they need to start investigating the parents. Bizzare behavior such as this may be a sign of sexual abuse.

[–]Oyveygoyim 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Bull fucking shit. No 4 year old talks like that or even understands what any of that shit means.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Four year olds will repeat whatever shit they hear from the adults around them.

[–]suck-my-penis 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Four year olds will repeat whatever shit they hear from the adults around them.

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[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's not 4 now.

They transitioned him at 4 and he started flashing at 7 years old.

[–]Saiditaccount1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe he is possessed by the devil. Wouldn't surprise me one bit. I'd actually expect this.