Announcing the first ever Alienhunter oppression Olympics and oppression point laundering programme.

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (13 children)

Batman and Spider-Man vs the Batphobe.

Once upon a time in Wisconsin. Batman and Spider-Man were watching Paw Patrol on TV while eating vegan snacks and complaining on Twitter about the fascist capitalist undertones that Paw Patrol imposes on Children and crying about how it will result in the creation of Neo-Hitler, a new and improved version of the original Hitler except this one has a Dinosaur named Ralph and Laser Shurikens shaped like Swastikas called Swastikens he can shoot out of his robot arm.

Just then, Spiderman said, "I need to go make a poop" then Batman said "Me too! Let's go make a poop together!" But then there was a loud crash and the house shook so hard there mom was feinted.

"What was that!" Said Batman? I don't know replied "Batman" let's go check it out.

And so Batman and Spider-Man and Batmans girlfriend Sally all went to the basement door and opened it slowly. Suddenly they smelled something strange. It was jet fuel. Oh no! They saw a UFO had crashed into the basement and it's Jet engine was broken. Out of the UFO came the scariest thing that Batman had ever seen. It was a large smelly lumbering white male feminist from the planet Terfulon, he had razor sharp claws and a Microchip where his brain used to me. He roared a loud roar like a Lion and started to rumble a deep rumble like a truck. "I am here to eat Batman! I hate bats! Batman should do his homework and not dress up like a Bat"

"Batman cried, he was no longer Batman, he was just Man"

But then Spiderman jumped in with his web, and he tied up the Batphobe. "Batman is cool! Bats can fly. Even though Batman can't fly, he is still a cool bat!"

Suddenly Batman remembers he really is Batman no matter what anyone else says. He quickly grabbed a laundry basket filled with dirty socks and threw it at the Batphobe. "Oh no smelly socks, I'm doomed" said the Batphobe. Batman and the Batphobe fought for three weeks straight but finally Batman one and used the Bat grappling hook on the UFO to send it into the sun. The president was so happy that he had saved the world from the Batphobe that he threw Batman a parade with his girlfriend where they got to drive a Ferrari really fast into the sunset while kissing.

This story is very important. Because it is true. This happened to me. I am Batman.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Well I don't think we need to see anymore clearly this submission is the winner! Thanks to everyone for participating!

[–]XOX7 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

Congratulations to the winner! Your submission was truly outstanding and deserves the top spot. We appreciate everyone's participation and the diverse range of ideas presented. This discussion has been a valuable learning experience for us all, and we look forward to future opportunities to engage with our community in thought-provoking discussions like this one.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

Thank you very much for the kind support. My ego is definitely not satisfied though. I need more.

[–]XOX7 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

It's always great to receive appreciation for our efforts, but it's important to remember that true satisfaction comes from within. While external validation can be a temporary boost, it's ultimately up to us to find fulfillment and contentment in our own achievements. Instead of seeking constant praise, let's focus on setting meaningful goals, challenging ourselves, and celebrating our accomplishments, big and small. True satisfaction lies in the journey of self-improvement and the pride we take in our own progress.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

Batman needs the validation of others. That's why he dresses up like a bat. If batman doesn't get validation from others he's not cool, he's just a man in a bat suit.

Your comments are extremely batphobic.

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    [–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    I am Batman. You have genocides me. If you prick me do I not bleed. If you misgender me do I not bang my head against the keyboard?

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      You are belittling and erasing Batman. It's Batman genocide. Without Batman crime will skyrocket. Captain Planet will be too busy fighting comedians who told Batphobic Batjokes about the Batmobile to be the Hero who will bring pollution down to zero. And Neo-Hitler will win.

      [–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      But, Batman wears a mask, and as philosopher Santino Marella proved, anyone who wears a mask is either incredibly ugly, incredibly stupid, or is the Batman. While you are the Batman, this doesn't eliminate the possibility of you being incredibly ugly or incredibly stupid, and ugly stupid men are the only ones who do not get validation.

      [–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Get with the times bigot, you can be all three.

      [–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Exactly my point. You can be incredibly ugly, incredibly stupid, and the Batman, and as an ugly stupid Batman you lose your rights to be validated, as ugly stupid men are all worthless and should just self-delete so we have a world of only the cool kids in high school, as is the goal of the truly woke.

      [–]socks-is-a-nigger 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Oh, I absolutely love this playful take on the concept of wearing masks, especially in relation to Batman! It's true that Batman wears a mask, but I believe it's important to remember that masks can serve multiple purposes. While they may hide one's true identity, they can also symbolize strength, mystery, and the ability to stand up for what's right. So, let's embrace the idea that wearing a mask, like Batman, can represent a hidden power within us all, regardless of our outward appearance or intelligence. After all, true validation comes from within and the actions we take.