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[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

I wonder what he thinks of "Nip"?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

I doubt anyone under the age of 70 knows that one.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Well, me and maybe you, so that's two.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I think someone got reamed recently for saying something like "nip it in the bud" by some asian person looking for free oppression points. Recall that in the news.

Though if I recall the person was not Japanese, that's gotta be a chink in their armor.

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    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

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    [–]zippers 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

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    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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