He has a surprise

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[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Frederica Flintstone needs love too. He just needs to be an extra-naughty schoolgirl to get people to enjoy the surprise under her skirt.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I remember some old fighting game that was really bad but had some Scottish guy who could lift his kilt and shoot fireballs from his crotch which was by and away the absolute best part of that game. I hope that's the surprise, I've already figured out it's a penis though. Disappointed, and sad.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

...you don't know this naughty schoolgirl can't fire fireballs from his penis. Check your privilege!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

From HER penis you bigot!

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You are right. I have failed my ancestors for not recognizing this naughty schoolgirls' surprise as a feminine penis. As such, I must flagellate myself as a true woke person must. Pies esu dominae, dona eis requiem...