Are you really a woman if you’re not obsessed with ‘chick flicks’?

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[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Actually, anyone with half a brain understands precisely what he meant by “brainwashed communist teenager”.

That’s the whole joke. The people who most openly identify as “communist” are usually the types who would be put against the wall within a week of a communist society coming into existence. The types who can barely scrape together a functional existence, yet think they will be the ones in charge if they get their way. The fact that they don’t actually understand their own ideology is already implied.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine the glorious irony when after celebrating the people's glorious revolution our young non-binary they/them is accepted for a job at the people's glorious bureau of culture and the arts excited to pretend to work on their gay ass art project for five minutes between 8 hour tik tok binges, but o. Their first day at the bureau they are given a hammer and chisel and said to report to people's glorious revolutionary square #345 in Nome Alaska at 5am tomorrow so they can begin work on on statue project "The people's revolutionary joy" depicting a heteronormative couple with small communist baby with baby sized scythe smiling at how happy they are to toil away making food for the state.

I love communism. Now if you excuse me I am off to the people's glorious educational seminar where we will unveil our new plans for the marriage assignment system where in order to help promote the furthering of the revolution we will be assigning the gays and the lesbians together for copulation purposes. Participation is mandatory.