Badass would go star platinum and toss your body in a dumpster

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[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

While I might not win, yes I am going to do my best to wipe the floor with any motherfucker that spits in my face...

Granted at my current job there are actually DNA collection kits in case some fucking cunt does spit on you, but the general joke is "trust me there will be plenty of DNA to collect, because that cunt is going to be bleeding..."

Although nobody has spat at me the one wanker that made it look like he was going to was under no illusions over what was about to go down if he did.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I mean I think it's perfectly justified to beat someone who assaults you first, but is it a smart move? I don't think so.

As they say revenge is a dish best served cold. I could lose my temper and give them the dumb fight that they want. Or I can sue them for emotional damage and enjoy the show when they try that stupid shit with a judge and let the prison system fight my battle for me.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can see your point, I really can. But spitting on me in general is going to get a reaction. Spitting in my face however is going to generate a massively violent one.

I highly doubt I could let it pass.